Mr. Methane Blasts onto Britains Got Talent

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Mr. Methane will be blasting his way onto tonight's edition of Britains Got Talent, ITV1 @ 8.15pm with an eye watering rendition of his favourite Strauss waltz, The Blue Danube that leaves the judges gasping for air.

News of his appearance has rumbled through the press, who it seems cannot get enough of his farts!

The Sun, ITN, The Daily Mirror and Wales Online all think it's a real gas!

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From The Daily Mirror Online:

Simon is also appalled by an act called Mr Methane, who tries to perform the Blue Danube Waltz by breaking wind.

“I want to put the art into fart,” he declares, as Simon brands him a “disgusting creature”.

Daily Mirror Article

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From Wales Online:

One act who looked to have blown his chances was Mr Methane aka Paul Oldfield from Lower Shiplake, Oxfordshire.

Dressed in a cape and eye mask, his promise to “put the art into fart” led Cowell to brand him a “disgusting creature”.

Wales Online Article

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From ITN Online:

An appearance by a man who promises to "put the art into fart" leads Simon Cowell to brand a Britain's Got Talent contestant a "disgusting creature".

Viewers on Saturday can see Mr Methane, aka Paul Oldfield from Oxfordshire, literally blow his chances at stardom.

ITN Online Article

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From The Sun Online "Britain's got farters"

A MAN who wants to "put the art into fart" is among the weird and wonderful acts gracing the Britain's Got Talent stage this week.

Mr Methane, otherwise known as Paul Oldfield, describes himself as a performing flatulist.

He adopts the "farting position" and, despite being instantly buzzed by Simon, trumps his way through Blue Danube Waltz.

Sun Online Article - Britain's Got Farters

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From The Sun Online TV Guide "Blast from the past on BGT"

SIMON Cowell is blown away tonight when a professional FARTER causes a big stink on Britain’s Got Talent.

TV veteran Mr Methane breaks wind all the way through the Blue Danube waltz.

But Cowell, 49, gives him the bum’s rush, raging: “You’re a disgusting creature.”

Fellow judges Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden turn up their noses as Mr Methane, aka Paul Oldfield, blows his chance of performing for the Queen at the Royal Variety Show.

He has been doing his infamous act since he was 15 — and has already appeared on Channel 4’s The Word and Frank Skinner.

Paul, 43, from Cumbria, told hosts Ant and Dec: “I want to put the art into fart.”

Sun Online TV Guide - Blast from the past on BGT