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13th August 2010 - 16:05:05

1791 : Django80

Dear Mr Methane,
For my 30th Birthday I received the best Birthday present EVER from my best friends!! Your 2 CD's and your signed promo print. Since I have seen you in the german "Supertalent" Show, i'm a big fan- i can't understand why you haven't won the contest. A few days ago I nearly caused a Car accident listening to your songs on the way to work in my car- but it was worth it :). Hope there will be more great songs!!

1st August 2010 - 00:26:04

1790 : Barzool

Mr. Methane,would you consider running for the next presidency of the United States Of America?
Everyone in the U.S. knows that our government officials are always "full of sh*t",and never do anything remotely productive for our nation.
But you,my friend,are the real deal.And,we all know you would blow the competition away on election day,and could finally get things done:for America and the greater good!
With your legendary presence,fragrance,and charisma,you could lead our nation,and thus the world,toward a much brighter a "greener" future!
So,we urge you to "drop the bomb",and announce your candidacy for President of the United States,and become the great grunting leader we all know you can be!

30th July 2010 - 06:54:32

1789 : Mario H.

Dear Mr. Methane,
I´m 31 years old and have been recording my farts since I was about five, often using the same technique. A few weeks ago I´ve mixed my sessions from 2002-2007, mostly done with my fart friend Jan, and as an artist I really appreciate your performances. I´m open minded to perhaps do a common project with you because I´m a musician also and have been thinking about creating the ultimate hit in musical (f)art for a long time now.Would be great to maybe hear from you.
Lots of farts,
Mario (Germany)

23rd July 2010 - 06:52:28

1788 : Bryan

Just was curious; if you had ever done a Dutch oven ?

15th July 2010 - 19:11:22

1787 : Chris Bellman

Love that rip-roaring gas on command!!!!!

27th June 2010 - 23:55:42

1785 : Tom

If i could do what you do, I'd be SO happy.

17th June 2010 - 07:32:45

1783 : Mark

Please Mr Methane play the VUVUZELA with your ass. Regards Mark.

16th June 2010 - 02:30:49

1782 : Bruce

I farted on my girlfriend on our first date, and it was the best present I could have given her. Now we are so much in love!
I would like to inform you that it would not have been possible without the inspiration and courage you have given me. Thanks so much Mr Methane!

6th June 2010 - 10:56:54

1781 : Evgen

Hello Mr.methane, I'm from Russia, Omsk.Would you like to speak in Omsk?

5th June 2010 - 17:26:42

1780 : bidyut chatterjee

nice anxiety reliever

28th May 2010 - 18:30:04

1779 : Mr. Fartman

I can fart better as Mr. Methane. I will have a duell with him. Please write me. Thank you.

28th May 2010 - 18:28:14

1778 : Michael

I m Michael Kaaz from Germany. I live in Hamm on the Franz Josef Wilemsen Weg 20. I go to school on the Beisenkamp Gymnasium Hamm. I m a Tadpole

25th May 2010 - 05:04:20

1777 : Dennis

Mr Methane, Today i was in a deep depression, bad, saw a couple of your performances, and the laughs are none stop! Who need medication, you lifted my spirits, havent laughed like that in years, To quote Stearn, yes a true genious ! ty

Fats

16th May 2010 - 22:48:13

1776 : Bree

FART FART FART FART

15th May 2010 - 15:25:44

1775 : warren goldfein

What a great talent! You never run out of gas either. How about coming to America again so you can appear on the Howard Stern Show and have a Fart Off with Will the Farter? That would be like the Super Bowl of Flatulence.

15th May 2010 - 12:52:40

1774 : Chris

It's been some time Mr. Methane but I felt that I needed to come home again to your sight for a little visit. Wow I feel home again. I still have not had very good luck learning your skills. I am still blowing turtles and not sounds. I am very dissapointed. Not to mention the laundry bill. Guess you can't teach someone how to do this it is God given raw talent and for this I commend you. I'm throwing in the towel.

11th May 2010 - 18:22:06

1773 : Paul Hutchins

As a Friend of the Great Lord Bum Worthy of Foulness. Known also as The Blacksmith of Lili Bridge Underground Depot at Earls Court London. We both would like to extend to you our most flatulant greetings. We have both farted in many Cathedrals around both England and Europe. Having stunk out Cologne Cathedral, Norwich Cathedral and many others. We both envy and admire your guts and tone. Keep the tradition of the good old British Fart fresh in everyone,s minds. Bless you.

10th May 2010 - 21:20:27

1771 : Lisa Hurley

Hi Fart is the word

30th April 2010 - 13:52:37

1770 : Marc

Hi Mr. Methane. The other day I saw you giving a great performance at the Jensen show on Dutch TV. Next time if you CAV the dutch national anthem in C- major, you'll make it to Concertgebouw in Amsterdam.

28th April 2010 - 23:36:19

1769 : Athena

I'm at a loss for words..........you're BRILLIANT........I hope you come stateside soon.

Have you ever heard of PoopReport? It's a site dedicated to all things related to poop....it's awesome.

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