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| 23rd January 2012 - 23:37:47 |
| 1892 : Granny Joe-Anne |
| You mentioned you toured in Australia 1997 did you mean 2007? Are you not a teenage boy?You looking quite young.(I read somewhere that you started of to fart at the age of 15 at school).
Yours flatulently,
Mr. Methane! |
| 21st January 2012 - 00:40:30 |
| 1891 : Randy Watkins |
| Mr. Methane, I am a fellow farter myself. I fart many more times a day than the average guy and enjoy doing it also. I am not professional like you, but I am a big fan of your work. Keep it up and stay gassy! I know I will. |
| 19th January 2012 - 21:42:23 |
| 1890 : Blastemian the third |
| I saw a film there you set the record for"The longest fart" in modern history(Amazing stamina btw.)I was wondering if you tried to set the record for the LOUDEST Fart! as well?(And why not also the stinkiest...) |
| 17th January 2012 - 02:39:07 |
| 1889 : www.icallie.org |
| Oh my goodness you are amazing! Rarely you see someone with a talent that has you laughing until you're breathless, then regaining your composure, then laughing all over again! Keep it up Mr. Methane! |
| 11th January 2012 - 02:41:53 |
| 1888 : Loretta |
| I think you're absolutely great! Keep it up!: ) |
| 8th January 2012 - 17:39:16 |
| 1887 : Macca Monday |
| Hey Mr Methane!
Have you seen Paul McCartney's new album coming out this feb 2012 is called " Kisses on the Bottom "..... Macca Monday x |
| 4th January 2012 - 16:08:37 |
| 1886 : Mark Handler |
| Happy New Year great master of flatulence! I saw a cartoon today that immediately made me think of you! A guy is in bed with his wife/girlfriend. He says "I want you to know that every time I fart under the covers, I'm doing it because I care about you and I want to keep you warm. Don't fight my "METHANE CUDDLES", enjoy them!". I'll bet you're done that many times! LOL! Have a great 2012! Mark. ;) |
| 3rd January 2012 - 23:32:12 |
| 1885 : Varg Olsen |
| Are you the same person as the here in Norway very famous becoming"prompemann"??That farted on the program hostess(in a national Tv channel show) after the incredible explosive farting power and stamina performed with an Rock`n Roll classic tune.
Hello yes that is me, also Thomas & Harald a few years ago as well and many years before that Halvard Flatland TV Show. Happy New Year. Mr. Methane! |
| 28th December 2011 - 04:43:33 |
| 1884 : Bruno |
| I'm playing your 1st album on my PC with the Windows "Yule Log" visualization. Some of the flames rise up everytime you cut loose. ROFLMAO! |
| 26th December 2011 - 00:27:09 |
| 1883 : tnt |
| Interesting act...
but you have a competitor in a .. similar sounding business. |
| 22nd December 2011 - 13:22:27 |
| 1882 : Windy Miller |
| Hello Mr.Methane, Will you be having any curried sprouts for your Christmas dinner this year? Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you and remember church or chapel, let it rattle. Windy. |
| 22nd December 2011 - 10:42:20 |
| 1881 : Daniel |
| I wish you a Merry Christmas and would like to thank you for your Christmas CD that I sweetens every Christmas Day at the bakery. Keep up again soon and new songs fart.
Farting Greetings from Germany
Good to hear that fart music is Ringing Out in the Bakehouse this Christmas. Merry Christmas & a Flatulent New Year. Mr.Methane! |
| 17th December 2011 - 17:58:58 |
| 1879 : Michael |
| Saw your "Paul Oldfield in the potting shed" nterview on youtube. Are you related to Mike Oldfield & is it possible an upcoming cd "Tubular Smells" is "in the wings"?
As an expat from Yorkshire, is really great to know that The North isn't completely down & still stands for something the Chinese haven't managed to copy at a quarter the price.
Hi, I'm not related to Mike Oldfield as far as I know but I have considered a remake of Tubular Bells entitled Tubular Bowels, the title has a certain Ring to it. |
| 14th December 2011 - 21:19:28 |
| 1878 : Jon |
| Dear mr methane, what trumping fodder do you consume to prepare for a show, and are your underpants fitted with reinforced linnings?
Hi, Its muscular as opposed to dietry, I use the same technique as Joseph Pujol aka Le Petomane. My undies arent reinforced as I need a free flow of air from my anus to blow the talc cloud and also extinguish the candles on the birthday cake. |
| 11th December 2011 - 02:45:03 |
| 1877 : andrew |
| When are you going to put on a live show again in adelaide
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| 25th November 2011 - 20:00:06 |
| 1875 : enfuego |
| ofcourse farting is nice, do this world is going wild?? |
| 24th November 2011 - 03:47:41 |
| 1874 : Robert the windpipe cracker |
| Have you ever meet "Will the Farter"?Does he use the same technic ass you?
Mr. Methane replied...........
Hello Robert,
I've not met Will though I've spoken via email in the past as he hoped we could have a Fart Off on Howards Show. The only problem is that the trip has to be financially viable to at least cover the costs of a visit and so far no sponsorship or gigs in NY have come forward to make it happen. In the past my other appearances on Howards show have been in association with gigs or promoting the CD's & DVDs the sales of which covered the trip. I believe Will uses the same technique as myself.
Yours flatulently,
Mr.Methane! |
| 20th November 2011 - 10:52:44 |
| 1873 : Tudor Davies |
| Hi Mr Methane, Have you considered any classical musical performances?....like something from "Wagner's Ring Cycle"? Just wondering?..... keep flatulence on the map!! |
| 16th November 2011 - 02:09:36 |
| 1872 : Lucas |
| Hey Mr Methane,
You are a god, but can you play the kazoo? |
| 12th November 2011 - 14:44:06 |
| 1871 : Reggie |
| Hello Mr methane! Russia loves you! |
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