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|2nd December 2004 - 01:54:40|
|833 : Jonathan|
|If everyone in the world farted more in public the world would be a much happier place.|
|30th November 2004 - 12:01:11|
|832 : Geoff Holland|
just to let you know i have recieved the DVD & Merry Methane CD in speedy time, thanks for the business and the fast, efficient and speedy transaction
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! !
|29th November 2004 - 17:15:19|
|831 : flatus|
|29th November 2004 - 10:23:46|
|830 : Max|
|Honour to the king of gaseous hydrocarbons!!!|
Thank you, Mr Methane, very astonishing!
|29th November 2004 - 02:13:58|
|829 : Cheeky|
|I thought quality like this had died out. Thank God for Mr Methane.|
|27th November 2004 - 11:25:58|
|826 : Madam Primrose Marfona|
|Greetings all you wind afficianados!|
As you know several major Cities are bidding for the opportunity to host the 2012 Olympics.
There are therefore still a few years left to develop
talents in certain sports which perhaps have been sadly neglected by nations.
What say you we should propose that Farting be adopted as a recognised Olympic sport???
The criteria for success would need to be determined.
l.Would it be the lenth of duration of the fart?
2.Would it be the unique aroma?
3.Would it be the mellifluous quality?
4.Would it be the ability to fart melodious tunes?
Would it be a combination of all these factors?
Please Mr Methane let us have your considered opinion.Who better than you to give an authoritative ruling!
|25th November 2004 - 08:40:49|
|825 : NWA ABA|
|WOW,THIS IS A COOL SITE|
|25th November 2004 - 01:54:37|
|823 : smell but|
|OOPS I FARTED - SMELL THAT SPICY STENCH!|
|21st November 2004 - 03:03:10|
|822 : FARTMASTER|
|P U THAT ONE REALLY STINKS - YUCKY|
|20th November 2004 - 16:21:26|
|821 : Crescent Tsuki|
|I love to fart. Cutting the cheese is such a pleasant experience. *FLLLRRRRRRT!* Ooooooh...YEAH!|
|18th November 2004 - 21:23:57|
|817 : Andy Gartland|
|Mr M. |
I consider you a true artist, having admired your work since receiving a mailed vid of your Blue Danube.
You were truly wasted on British Rail.
|18th November 2004 - 01:18:30|
|816 : Far T from Behind the scen|
|The greatest"hilirious"time I remember from Television was when Mr.Methane farted in a Swedish Tv-show in the early to mid 90-ties(around-93 I think)He was at the Aschberg show making Tv-history at least two-three times(PLEASE COME BACK AND PERFORM HERE IN SWEDEN!!)|
|14th November 2004 - 17:11:51|
|815 : edwin|
|more power to you and your gases.|
|14th November 2004 - 17:09:44|
|814 : The Virtuoso Of The Fender Bass Andy Till|
|Good God Sir!|
Just seen the links page to floorshakers.com ha!
|14th November 2004 - 03:53:05|
|813 : DD Sanchez|
|this is absolutely brilliant|
|12th November 2004 - 13:59:27|
|812 : Pascal|
|I saw you in the Zénith during the Canal's anniversary ; I just wanted to write I had a very good moment ; it was really fun and we had a good moment of laught, as in the early years of the 20th century ... A question, was Maitena (the girl) very cooperative ?.. :-)|
|11th November 2004 - 19:31:02|
|811 : Bob|
|Yo my cat just farted. or, was that you?|
|11th November 2004 - 01:57:42|
|810 : mick|
|you are seriosly funny dude i wish i could fart like that|
|7th November 2004 - 14:17:40|
|804 : essa|
|you farted i can t believe it|
|3rd November 2004 - 16:21:27|
|802 : pete|
|top hat site mehewd..|
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