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|06th November 2002 - 08:03:52 PM|
|304 : Derek|
|Hi - just a quick visit to hear those wonderful sounds again.I like nothing better than to trump in tight trousers - it gives a real sense of achievement! By the way, have you ever thought that the colour of your underpants can affect your farts. I always fart better when wearing purple underpants!|
Keep up the good work
|04th November 2002 - 12:26:51 PM|
|303 : Brittany|
|just wanted to say HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|27th October 2002 - 02:55:33 PM|
|302 : Flatulina|
|Well, Mr. Methane, I certainly do respect your talent. You are truly a fabulous flatulist. I personally have my doctorate in flatomusicology. Perhaps you would enjoy checking out MY talents at http://www.flatulina.com. I, too, have a Christmas CD coming out called "Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular". Kisses|
|27th October 2002 - 02:41:12 PM|
|301 : Kevin F|
|We just found out that my 11 yr old daughter has the ability to suck air into her rectum and expell it. Where do we go from here|
|27th October 2002 - 01:58:10 AM|
|300 : jay mcmahon|
|mr methane its almost been 1 year since howards show when are you coming back to visit whatever happened to howards promise to put you on broadway i will drive 4 hours from boston to see you on broadway thanks again for making me laug|
|26th October 2002 - 03:57:49 AM|
|299 : randy adams|
|Hi Mr. Methane:|
I wrote you a story about 2 years ago when I was 15 years. old I got 2 licks on the right asscheek for what my dad called rebellious pooting he even nicknamed me poots from time to time I had cut a silent but deadly fart one winter night while we were watching an episode of gunsmoke and he told me if I pooted again it would be my ass so I waited till my dog came in to lay by my feet I was laying on the floor in front of the television and I did not want to miss the show but I do not like to hold in gas I like to toot away so I was going to silently cut another fart and blame it on the dog but I screwed up and cut this giant trumpet sounding fart so I thought he was maybe asleep because he did not do anything right away but when the commercil came on he got up and took his belt and popped me twice on the right asscheek in my defense I said the loud poot did not stink but he warned me anymore cracking gas would be 5 licks across my whole ass so this was the most fun getting in trouble I ever had looking back in hindsight so to speak but I heard you were on 96 rock in Atlanta which is where I live do you have any plans to come over here I would love to see you in person, I thought I was a good gasser but I am not anywhere near your potential so just let me know if you have any plans on being here and keep on farting on, your fellow farter
|22nd October 2002 - 09:49:00 PM|
|298 : chris|
|cool deal fart man heard you in south carolina u.s.a. on 93.3 the planet that sucks but you were cool|
|19th October 2002 - 10:33:59 PM|
|297 : jim gibson|
|this is the funniest web sites i ever sa|
|18th October 2002 - 04:18:48 AM|
|296 : Chris Moody|
|I saw your performance on the Howard Stern Show. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! The Bumble-Bee was the best|
|16th October 2002 - 03:47:08 AM|
|295 : deano|
|14th October 2002 - 07:33:03 PM|
|294 : Doc|
Over a year ago you were nice enough to send me and my wife an autograph photo for my Tribute to Howard Stern. Please visit at www.howardshrine.com. I have also been interviewing some of the inductees for the site and would love to do a 10 questions interview with you.
Please email me if you are interested you stinker you.
|13th October 2002 - 01:15:49 AM|
|293 : Freeze893|
|12th October 2002 - 10:30:49 PM|
|292 : Ryan King|
|Mr Methane your truly amazing a real comic genius your up there with all the greats Toni Hancock tommy cooper a real legen|
|08th October 2002 - 04:35:11 AM|
|291 : joe|
|i have let a 10 second fart|
|04th October 2002 - 01:38:09 PM|
|290 : Linda|
|Hello Mr Methane, I saw an excellent article about you in the October 8 issue of the Weekly World News. Glad you're getting the recognition you so richly deserve! Love, Linda xoxoxo|
|02nd October 2002 - 10:13:09 AM|
|289 : Chris|
|30th September 2002 - 01:35:34 PM|
|288 : mark bowmer|
|mr meatheane i'm your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|29th September 2002 - 01:45:00 PM|
|287 : Shine|
|I think you may know my uncle Paul...? AND my granny made your costume! Hows that for connected???
Keep on farting man, you rule!!!
|29th September 2002 - 07:25:39 AM|
|286 : Miike Barker|
|I noticed that you have a Radio & TV Stations page on your site.
Since Mr Methane has appeared on the Darian O'Toole Show, would you mind placing a link on your site? We have a link to mrmethane.com at:
I have added the link.
For some reason your e-mail doesn't want to leave my outbox and I've no idea why.
Please give my regards Darian.
|28th September 2002 - 05:54:28 PM|
|285 : Mr. Krinkle|
|Hello Mr Methane|
I saw you on the Finnish TV show "Älä Katso!" and I've been a huge fan ever since! I laughed my ass off! You're my hero! Keep it up!
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