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22nd February 2003 - 23:45:49
324 : Graeme Mullins

give us a tune on the your anus.

do you ever light your farts.

18th February 2003 - 21:02:27
322 : Mr. Methane!
Hello everybody,

Welcome to the brand new all singing, all dancing guestbook containing all your old entries from the previous guestbook.

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane!

14th December 2002 - 06:36:29 PM
321 : LANDON

13th December 2002 - 04:54:03 PM
320 : sean scott
let's here your big fart

13th December 2002 - 12:42:55 PM
319 : david of detroit
I wish a merry windy day and a happy phew year to you and yours. Love your work. Just heard you on the radio in Detroit on WRIF with Drew; and thanks for your support of Mike. Your performances always bust my gut. Hope to see and hear you soon in the motor city. Fartfully yours, David

13th December 2002 - 02:35:34 AM
318 : Jonathan
I am amazed on how you keep farting!
What is your secret??

10th December 2002 - 08:48:48 PM
317 : redmen
this site smells good!!! :) eheheh fantasti

09th December 2002 - 02:57:45 PM
316 : lop
halloa below tha

07th December 2002 - 11:45:41 PM
315 : Ryan Taylor
Hi Mr. Methane

My name is Ryan. Ia live in Canada. We all know you here. I am 12 years old.
I am doing my speech for the school competition on you guessed it MR. METHANE and the history of farting.

what do you think of that???

My dad and I are 2 of your biggest fans.

We think your cd's,video and website are great. YOU ARE THE FARTING GOD!!!

Can'twait to hear more stuff from you.

Bye for now
from 2 of Canada's biggest farters
Ryan and his dad Dave

07th December 2002 - 04:50:38 PM
314 : Stefan Klaasen
Thank you very much for your signed picture! I will treasure it forever!
If you ever come to Eindhoven in Holland, please let me know. I want to see the dynamic farter live in action some day!

Lots of Dutch farts,

Stefan Klaasen.

04th December 2002 - 05:27:43 PM
313 : Dave Boyd
Mr. Methane i think your talented farting is inspiring. I have all your albums. My favorite song is Swan Lake. It is so touching. The song makes me cry everytime I listen to it. I just heard your new christmas album. You can guarantee i will be listening to it when i open up my christmas presents on christmas morning. I love you so much, please please write me back soon.

thank so much,

p.s. I was hoping for christmas you could send me a present of your fart video "Lets Rip". I can not afford the video because i lost my job recently trying to immitate you while i was ringing up the customer. They called in and complained about my farting to my stupid manager.

03rd December 2002 - 03:50:13 PM
312 : mutts
dear mr methane,
if stez sends a email on his new computer dont listen to him he says the macc lads are going to gig again its not true he was going to ask you if you would go on tour with us again dont listen

28th November 2002 - 08:33:26 PM
311 : Mr.S - Message of Love, The Coming Worldpeac

28th November 2002 - 03:19:20 PM
310 : Tom
hi mr methane,
i saw you at one of the macc lads gigs back
in 1990 you were very good im planning to buy your
video and i like your song on the Macc Lads Beer Necesitties album keep up the good farting

26th November 2002 - 03:34:59 PM
309 : muttley mclad
hi mr meethane,
Its me mutts i have not seen you in ages can you please tell me who will win the 2 0 clock at york. everything fine wifes pregnant and kids are true macc lads

18th November 2002 - 01:16:30 PM
308 : Lobido man
Keep up the good work and protect us from the great unwashe

15th November 2002 - 02:53:42 AM
307 : Brad Morris
Hi I got your CD a few years ago and played it for many and they have gotten it after that. Love to see a dvd of you going out in public places and letting go during conversations or sitting down or in elevators etc. Even more meeting strangers and asking them if you can perform for them and doing it on film ( dvd ) I think I would die seeing that LOL.


I'm hoping to have Mr. Methane Let's Rip video out on DVD format sometime in the new year ( 2003 ) The Mr. Methane Let's Rip video has segments called Mr. Methane's Candid Butt Pipe Shockers, these are basically candid camera scenes of me going up to unsuspecting members of the General Public and Dropping My Guts !!!!!

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane!

09th November 2002 - 06:40:07 PM
306 : Big Dave
I must say the sound track at the beginning of the site made me wanna s**t my pants. I had to run to the bathroom only in the nick of time, i did the biggest wet s**t in the world!!!!!! 5 metres long!!!!!!

Big Dav

07th November 2002 - 08:02:37 PM
305 : vicky radford
oh your farts are divine a bit like mine methane rules love the candid buttpipe shockers on your vide

06th November 2002 - 08:03:52 PM
304 : Derek
Hi - just a quick visit to hear those wonderful sounds again.I like nothing better than to trump in tight trousers - it gives a real sense of achievement! By the way, have you ever thought that the colour of your underpants can affect your farts. I always fart better when wearing purple underpants!
Keep up the good work

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