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26th March 2003 - 03:03:00
355 : mike
you are a friggin genius any tip for a young fart just starting out

25th March 2003 - 20:57:56
353 : Billy Kerns
I heard that song called flatulation on 94.1 wysp don and mike show in philadelphia. I laughed so hard that i s**t in my pants. Please come to Philly and stink it up

25th March 2003 - 18:45:00
352 : Amie C
I love the smell of farts!!! they are really lush. The loud ones are the best.

24th March 2003 - 03:15:14
351 : Mike Carter
Got your video, "Let's Rip", as a wedding gift and I just _LOVED_ it!!! "We love you, Mr. Methane! Cause you cut the cheese, whenever you please!" Cannot get enough of you, man!! --Your #1 Fan, Mike Carter

22nd March 2003 - 18:50:58
350 : Don Buck
Verrrrry Cool

21st March 2003 - 15:51:34
349 : William Carlisle
I love farting with my friends!!!

19th March 2003 - 21:11:27
your web sites a real gas.

18th March 2003 - 22:42:17
347 : greg Cunningham
I have a minature doberman pinscher.She is a fine dog,and very protective.We watch tv together,on the couch.When I fart she gets all mad,jumps off the couch and runs in the hallway--and shows teeth,with hair standing up on her back,and growls at me.Just like the x-wife.The x-wife was not a dog--haha.Greg

15th March 2003 - 03:18:31
342 : jenna
Dear mr. Methane...... You inspire me to fart my brains out... ahh no one should be ashamed to let it rip! When I pass gas I'm proud of it... I take credit for farts that don't even belong to me!! YOUR THE BEST your gas brings tears to my eyes!

9th March 2003 - 05:40:04
339 : ben
mister m rules

8th March 2003 - 01:02:49
338 : FartPan
Pet ta honte !!!!

7th March 2003 - 23:26:29
337 : leo 1
yo wat up i think mr m rules man

7th March 2003 - 02:54:14
336 : MJ
Absolutely brilliant, a truly blessed individual. You must make more Howard Stern appearances.

6th March 2003 - 20:54:51
335 : Big Dogg
I'm 51 and can fart with the best of them! Once, when I was about 13, us boys were sleeping outside and I let one go. It not only woke up the guys parents where we were sleeping, but it woke up the neighbors, too! I've got witnesses!!

6th March 2003 - 17:17:57
334 : bob marley
westside is the best

5th March 2003 - 22:19:54
333 : zdsjoinsadflk
hi i love your fartz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4th March 2003 - 02:22:09
331 : Ali G
yo whaddup mr m. yu da best rippa ive seen in mah dayz. keep it up bro

3rd March 2003 - 22:00:34
330 : DM
...probably the best site I've seen in a long time!
Thanks for making laugh out loud!!

ps. I am gonna add a link to your site!

24th February 2003 - 23:27:18
327 : Pete
Hi Mr. Methane,

I really like the real movies that you've added to your Live Show page they are a blast.

I've ordered your video, can't wait to receive it.


24th February 2003 - 15:37:01
325 : Murph

So, my wife and I are sitting in bed the other morning and the Carbon Monoxide detector in the other room starts going off. (We haven't mounted them, but have them laying around the house and move them about) Now, we have one by our bed, but that one isn't going off at all.

Laura gets up, and the one in the other room is reading 32 ppm (alerts at 5-10 ppm). The bedroom still is reading "0".

It's 32, but falling fast back towards "0".

Then she observes that Boots is curled up next to it, and his butt is leaning on the detector. Best we can figure is he broke wind, and it set off the CO detector!

Of course, I'm laughing so hard I can't see straight at this point.

This does require the necessary Scientific Proof. So, last night, I grabbed the one by the edge of the bed, put it under the covers, and proceeded to give it the Full Monty.

Now, these detectors have a digital readout that runs from 5-150 ppm. Above 150, it simply says "Hi", meaning "offscale."

It was offscale and beeping for 10 minutes, even after Laura put it in the windowsill and opened the window! She wasn't pleased with me, since she was trying to go to bed.

Me? I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face.

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