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20/6/2012 - Mr. Methane makes it a Red White & Pooh Diamond Jubilee celebration.

One or two people have written in to say that they were surprised Mr. Methane wasn’t in the line up of official celebrity jesters at the Queens Diamond Jubilee concert on the Mall the other weekend so we asked Mr. Methane what he got up to and why he was absent.

“Essentially no I wasn’t invited”, said Mr. Methane, “But that’s hardly a surprise, Somehow I don’t think I would have fitted the bill, though I’m sure many fans can think of appropriate “Slots” in the concert where I could have been scheduled to appear I just don’t think something like that will ever happen no matter how much strength Prince Charles says we gain as a nation from being culturally diverse. I’m afraid the Bottom Line is that farting will always be out of hours and via the Tradesman’s Entrance at Windsor Castle rather than in full public display to the world outside Buckingham Palace because one could not admit to being amused even if one was. Mind you not being invited didn’t dampen the spirits, Taking a leaf out of the book of State Senator R. Clayton aka "Clay" Davis, I had my very own Street Party or was it a Sheeeeit Party, it seems so long ago already its hard to remember”.


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