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25/10/2007 - Cut The Cheese Lyrics Now Online.

Hello everybody.

I’ve had a few people asking me what the name of the song is that Howard Stern plays when he mentions me on air and where they can get it. Well the song is called “Cut the Cheese”, it is track number 08 on the mrmethane.com album and it also features as a pop video on the Mr. Methane Lets Rip DVD both of which are available from the Fart Shop where you can purchase my Farting Audio CDs and Fart Video DVD I've pasted the lyrics below so you can sing along if you feel the need, all together now, after three.

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Cut The Cheese Lyrics

Hello everbody, Mr. Methane here, cut the cheese, turn on the gas. It's cool, it's cool.

We love you Mr. Methane because you cut the cheese whenever you please. ( Alright )
We love you Mr. Methane you've got CH4 coming out your trap door.

You'll hear its Mr. methane when I go. You know I cut the cheese with infinate ease, I said I cut the cheese with infinate ease. You know I cut the cheese with infinate ease. Whistle posse, red hot totty, show respec' for the Methane botty.

You'll know I'm Mr. Methane I've got a bionic bum and me underpants hum...(alright)....Welcome to the Methane show why not give me a ring and I'll give you a blow...You'll hear its Mr. Methane when I go.

Ohhh thats better !!!! Break it down....Spank your monkey.... Rip its head off.... Get down on th' floor and give it a tug.... ( Go easy there boy !! )... Remember always wipe thoroughly !!

We love you Mr. Methane because you cut the cheese whenever you please.
Who are you Mr. methane ?? I'm a Petomane who used to drive a train.

We love you Mr. Methane when you go.

Woe heres my butt, woe theres my butt, woe heres my butt, see my butt. Woe its my butt. Hear my butt. Hear my butt. See my butt. Here it is.

His bottom is hot he's getting ready to trot, he's goin down the pan whenever he can, that Manhattan gas coming out of his ass, Methane man the only man that can, so when you see him about why not give him a shout, say hey Mr. Methane is there trouble about, because he come from dump and he ready to pump, he blow baddies out thats what he about, too many Wacko Jackos out of the tree, he wants the world to be a safer place you see.

( Backing Vocals to above rap go. Methane don't change. Mr. methane don't change. Mr. methane don't change )

We love you Mr. Methane because you cut the cheese whenever you please. (Alright )
We love our Mr. Methane he say's "Eh Up Chuck 'Ave A Whiff Of Me Muck!!!".
We love you Mr. Methane when you go.......

Oh yes it's Mr. Methane here and I cut the cheese whenever I please.
Eh up it's Mr. Methane a lavatorial mad Macclesfield lad.
You'll know its Mr. Methane when I go.

Now thats what I call a blow job!


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