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17th June 2012 - 16:30:25
1932 : David
I can imagine what would happen if you pressed the button for the National Lottery. You'd probably fart upon doing so.

17th June 2012 - 08:35:42
1931 : farter_yhr
i'm also a farter, and love your farts.
hope you will fart more music (need more practicing? -v-)

12th June 2012 - 21:07:43
1930 : Robin
Mr Methane, im a massive fan of you. I find flatulence the funniest thing in the world. Im an immature 16 year old who plays your youtube videos over and over again and always laugh.
I saw you featured in a show for someone in my area!
You are my favourite emperor of anal emissions! lol

7th June 2012 - 03:54:37
1929 : CH4RIS
Hi Mr. Methane: I was hoping you'd put in an ass-pearance at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebration--disasspointed I didn't see you anywhere....


yes the bottom dropped out of my world when i wasn't asked to appear at the concert. I notice Tom Jones was invited, mind you, "that's not unusual!" Bum Bum

Mr. Methane!

7th June 2012 - 00:44:35
1928 : krakatau eruption
More performence like this!!
(seen at
The women in the judge loved it I can tell..!(Sylvie by the lead)

3rd June 2012 - 02:17:21
1927 : Johnny Fartpants
Hi Mr Methane wanna know if u have seen Lizzy Queen of Farts work? You two would be the Wet Fart dream couple!! What's best food for wet farts?


I think i've seen Lizzies work, its more erotic than comedy i recall. Not sure there is a good food for wet ones, its all down to condition / moisture of your ring and solidity of your stools on the day.

Mr. Methane!

1st June 2012 - 03:15:33
1926 : Wolf Heiden
Hi Mr Methane, i was at your show in 1997 at Bendigo Australia, i was on stage with you for a short time and you signed a mask for me which i still have. Keep up the good work.

Regards Wolf.

27th May 2012 - 00:54:11
1925 : Will-i-am
Mr Methane!

Your so dope!


peace x


Hello Will-i-am,

I thought you'd be too busy banging beaver to visit
a good fart site.

Mr. Methane!

24th May 2012 - 21:49:10
1924 : Heron
Do all your farts stink?


Erm no. Who said they did?

Mr. Methane

24th May 2012 - 13:27:59
1923 : Windy Miller
Hi Mr.Methane,
A well known karate film star's nick name is the 'Muscles from Brussels'. Could your nick name be 'the muscles from Brussel-sprouts?'

Happy farting,

24th May 2012 - 10:54:41
1922 : peter á@
Hello! Can i ever be ass good ass you? Ha ha no i cant, butt i would Like to be almost ass good :-). Dont you ever make a stain in your pants? ?. Keep on farting, i Will

9th May 2012 - 07:34:30
1921 : Lukas Böhmer
greetings from germany <3

6th May 2012 - 09:53:54
1920 : Mattias Daniel Damsgaard Woodson
Joseph Pujol was better than you!

He could inject water and squirt it out like a fountain! He had the guts to preform bare assed ( To prove it was 100% genuine) and he could smoke a cigarette through a rubber tube and inhale and blow the smoke out with his ass! He could also play a flute using the same tube! He had a more daring show than you!


I've read that book as well. It's a right ripping read! but how much is factual truth and how much is pure story telling for the sake of a good read we will unfortunately never know

Maybe you have some primary source informantion that you could share with us, you seem to know a lot. Historians are dying to get to the bottom of the Le Petomane legend.

Mr. Methane!

P.S. Here is a link to some bare arsed Mr. Methane japery

5th May 2012 - 02:25:35
1919 : Robert
Fart in Simon Cowells face please!

26th April 2012 - 17:56:09
1918 : Boaby
It's great that u have ressurrected the ancient art of anal voicing

God bless you

26th April 2012 - 05:55:58
1917 : John Rydholm
This site is awesome! You made my wife laugh profusely. :)
All the best,
A random American

31st March 2012 - 18:36:56
1916 : john
You reduce me to uncontrollable laughter when i look at this site. Ps have you ever followed through. Keep up with the guffing Mr Methane :)


I've caught a bear in the net a couple of times, you have the occassional accident, its all part of the job.

Mr. Methane!

28th March 2012 - 15:01:44
1914 : Victoria
Im a 20 year old"Sheila"(Aussie gal)Thinking You are so sexy and cute I would like to meet you when I can(I am a model working around the world).


You can contact me next time your in the UK via the website contact page here

Mr. Methane!

27th March 2012 - 15:02:16
1913 : Tyler Phillips
Hi! I am one of you biggest fans!

27th March 2012 - 15:01:58
1912 : Tyson Whittenburg
I love you! <3

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