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27th March 2012 - 14:59:55
1911 : Bob Joe

26th March 2012 - 11:22:05
1910 : Harry Q. Hammer
You are so genuine and unassuming.

Keep up your great and unique flatulence!

Best Wishes,

Canberra, Australia.

21st March 2012 - 23:03:11
1907 : Roger
I would like to book it if you would like to fart in my boss face on his birthday party(he will be blindfolded for a"surprise"thinking he will kiss a beautiful officegirl)


Thats not a problem, I've done some pretty crazy stuff in my time. Why not buy him a personal Fart Greeting see

Mr. Methane!

18th March 2012 - 21:49:58
1906 : Hey Mr. Methane!
WTF? That is fuc**** hilarious man!

17th March 2012 - 12:11:13
1905 : Harrie
You do it every time mr methane! keep em comming!

16th March 2012 - 20:46:31
1904 : Pals
Hello Mr. Methane thank you for bringing this art into existence. When is yournext show and where?


I'm filming for a uk childrens TV show, don't know the name yet as they havent chosen one. It will "Air" in the Autumn, watch News Page for more details. Mr. Methane!

16th March 2012 - 02:22:44
1903 : Kylee
Hi Mr.Methane, I am Kylee Jones from Ohio, USA. You are amazing at farting. I am your biggest fan.
Rip some big ones!
P.S. I would be honored for you to e-mail me back!


Hello Kylee, thank you for your message, the farting game is a tough business to be in so its nice to receive some moral support.

Best wishes,

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane!

11th March 2012 - 03:19:23
1902 : Roger
Will you come to visit Sweden in this year?
You have made an persistant/lasting impact since last visit here(not meaning the earth quake).We was"Blown away" from the moment back then.

I'd love to visit Sweden again but I need someone to book my ass in order to make the trip. Mr. Methane!

7th March 2012 - 20:44:23
1901 : Roy
When will you be making a North American tour?


Hi I honestly don't know, I've nothing planned in the USA at the moment. Mr. Methane!

3rd March 2012 - 08:00:37
1899 : Rex
Bigggest blow, and sh**ty show ;) I love it.

Best wishes from Sweden.

28th February 2012 - 17:02:29
1898 : Philthy Phil
You were discussed on the Howard Stern Show today. You should make your way to New York to audition for Americas Got Talent.
Best of luck to you.


Mr. Methane replies......

Thanks for keeping me in the loop. NBC did get in touch back in 2008 the problem is I'm not a US citizen so don't meet the entry requirements. Its a bit of a bummer I know - especially when you consider Piers Morgan is a Brit - but thats where we are.

Best wishes.

Mr. Methane!

10th February 2012 - 23:01:02
1897 : Joe-anne
Hello Cutie boy!

Are you telling me that you are just over 20 year old or that you have been in the farting business for over 20 years?

Makes me a bit disappointed though because I like younger boys.

Anyway keep the gas going!

Granny Joe-Anne

23rd January 2012 - 23:37:47
1892 : Granny Joe-Anne
You mentioned you toured in Australia 1997 did you mean 2007? Are you not a teenage boy?You looking quite young.(I read somewhere that you started of to fart at the age of 15 at school).

Hello Granny Joe-Anne,

No it was 1997, I've been working my Ass professionally for over 20 years now. Soon there will be a time line of events on the History Page, giving a Blow by Blow account of my career at the Bottom End of Show business.

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane!

21st January 2012 - 00:40:30
1891 : Randy Watkins
Mr. Methane, I am a fellow farter myself. I fart many more times a day than the average guy and enjoy doing it also. I am not professional like you, but I am a big fan of your work. Keep it up and stay gassy! I know I will.

19th January 2012 - 21:42:23
1890 : Blastemian the third
I saw a film there you set the record for"The longest fart" in modern history(Amazing stamina btw.)I was wondering if you tried to set the record for the LOUDEST Fart! as well?(And why not also the stinkiest...)

17th January 2012 - 02:39:07
1889 :
Oh my goodness you are amazing! Rarely you see someone with a talent that has you laughing until you're breathless, then regaining your composure, then laughing all over again! Keep it up Mr. Methane!

11th January 2012 - 02:41:53
1888 : Loretta
I think you're absolutely great! Keep it up!: )

8th January 2012 - 17:39:16
1887 : Macca Monday
Hey Mr Methane!

Have you seen Paul McCartney's new album coming out this feb 2012 is called " Kisses on the Bottom ".....

Macca Monday x

4th January 2012 - 16:08:37
1886 : Mark Handler
Happy New Year great master of flatulence!
I saw a cartoon today that immediately made me think of you!
A guy is in bed with his wife/girlfriend. He says "I want you to know that every time I fart under the covers, I'm doing it because I care about you and I want to keep you warm. Don't fight my "METHANE CUDDLES", enjoy them!". I'll bet you're done that many times! LOL!
Have a great 2012! Mark. ;)

3rd January 2012 - 23:32:12
1885 : Varg Olsen
Are you the same person as the here in Norway very famous becoming"prompemann"??That farted on the program hostess(in a national Tv channel show) after the incredible explosive farting power and stamina performed with an Rock`n Roll classic tune.

Hello yes that is me, also Thomas & Harald a few years ago as well and many years before that Halvard Flatland TV Show. Happy New Year. Mr. Methane!

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