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9th October 2010 - 16:25:30
1799 : jaycie richards
let one rippp

19th September 2010 - 20:30:58
1797 : fart woman
hi mr methane!
farting is the bestest thing in the world, in my opinion.

5th September 2010 - 06:08:52
1796 : Joey
Hi, my name is joey and I love a great fart! It is very fun and filled with excitement!

23rd August 2010 - 11:48:49
1793 : ndva
Buenos dias a todos

13th August 2010 - 16:05:05
1791 : Django80
Dear Mr Methane,
For my 30th Birthday I received the best Birthday present EVER from my best friends!! Your 2 CD's and your signed promo print. Since I have seen you in the german "Supertalent" Show, i'm a big fan- i can't understand why you haven't won the contest. A few days ago I nearly caused a Car accident listening to your songs on the way to work in my car- but it was worth it :). Hope there will be more great songs!!

1st August 2010 - 00:26:04
1790 : Barzool
Mr. Methane,would you consider running for the next presidency of the United States Of America?
Everyone in the U.S. knows that our government officials are always "full of sh*t",and never do anything remotely productive for our nation.
But you,my friend,are the real deal.And,we all know you would blow the competition away on election day,and could finally get things done:for America and the greater good!
With your legendary presence,fragrance,and charisma,you could lead our nation,and thus the world,toward a much brighter a "greener" future!
So,we urge you to "drop the bomb",and announce your candidacy for President of the United States,and become the great grunting leader we all know you can be!

30th July 2010 - 06:54:32
1789 : Mario H.
Dear Mr. Methane,
Im 31 years old and have been recording my farts since I was about five, often using the same technique. A few weeks ago Ive mixed my sessions from 2002-2007, mostly done with my fart friend Jan, and as an artist I really appreciate your performances. Im open minded to perhaps do a common project with you because Im a musician also and have been thinking about creating the ultimate hit in musical (f)art for a long time now.Would be great to maybe hear from you.
Lots of farts,
Mario (Germany)

23rd July 2010 - 06:52:28
1788 : Bryan
Just was curious; if you had ever done a Dutch oven ?

15th July 2010 - 19:11:22
1787 : Chris Bellman
Love that rip-roaring gas on command!!!!!

27th June 2010 - 23:55:42
1785 : Tom
If i could do what you do, I'd be SO happy.

17th June 2010 - 07:32:45
1783 : Mark
Please Mr Methane play the VUVUZELA with your ass. Regards Mark.

16th June 2010 - 02:30:49
1782 : Bruce
I farted on my girlfriend on our first date, and it was the best present I could have given her. Now we are so much in love!
I would like to inform you that it would not have been possible without the inspiration and courage you have given me. Thanks so much Mr Methane!

6th June 2010 - 10:56:54
1781 : Evgen
Hello Mr.methane, I'm from Russia, Omsk.Would you like to speak in Omsk?

5th June 2010 - 17:26:42
1780 : bidyut chatterjee
nice anxiety reliever

28th May 2010 - 18:30:04
1779 : Mr. Fartman
I can fart better as Mr. Methane. I will have a duell with him. Please write me. Thank you.

28th May 2010 - 18:28:14
1778 : Michael
I m Michael Kaaz from Germany. I live in Hamm on the Franz Josef Wilemsen Weg 20. I go to school on the Beisenkamp Gymnasium Hamm. I m a Tadpole

25th May 2010 - 05:04:20
1777 : Dennis
Mr Methane, Today i was in a deep depression, bad, saw a couple of your performances, and the laughs are none stop! Who need medication, you lifted my spirits, havent laughed like that in years, To quote Stearn, yes a true genious ! ty


16th May 2010 - 22:48:13
1776 : Bree

15th May 2010 - 15:25:44
1775 : warren goldfein
What a great talent! You never run out of gas either. How about coming to America again so you can appear on the Howard Stern Show and have a Fart Off with Will the Farter? That would be like the Super Bowl of Flatulence.

15th May 2010 - 12:52:40
1774 : Chris
It's been some time Mr. Methane but I felt that I needed to come home again to your sight for a little visit. Wow I feel home again. I still have not had very good luck learning your skills. I am still blowing turtles and not sounds. I am very dissapointed. Not to mention the laundry bill. Guess you can't teach someone how to do this it is God given raw talent and for this I commend you. I'm throwing in the towel.

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