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11th May 2010 - 18:22:06
1773 : Paul Hutchins
As a Friend of the Great Lord Bum Worthy of Foulness. Known also as The Blacksmith of Lili Bridge Underground Depot at Earls Court London. We both would like to extend to you our most flatulant greetings. We have both farted in many Cathedrals around both England and Europe. Having stunk out Cologne Cathedral, Norwich Cathedral and many others. We both envy and admire your guts and tone. Keep the tradition of the good old British Fart fresh in everyone,s minds. Bless you.

10th May 2010 - 21:20:27
1771 : Lisa Hurley
Hi Fart is the word

30th April 2010 - 13:52:37
1770 : Marc
Hi Mr. Methane. The other day I saw you giving a great performance at the Jensen show on Dutch TV. Next time if you CAV the dutch national anthem in C- major, you'll make it to Concertgebouw in Amsterdam.

28th April 2010 - 23:36:19
1769 : Athena
I'm at a loss for're BRILLIANT........I hope you come stateside soon.

Have you ever heard of PoopReport? It's a site dedicated to all things related to's awesome.

27th April 2010 - 04:28:42
1768 : Gladys Flatus
Dear Mr. Methane,
Were you in any way responsible for the recent volcanic eruption? I was just wondering. It is very "gas"tly indeed. I am fortunate that my copy of mr. arrived ahead of this occurrence! Greets from Canada!
Thanks for providing us with all of the "laughing gas" we need these days!!
Gladys Flatus

Hi Gladys, Not guilty on this one. Mr. Methane.

21st April 2010 - 20:14:48
1767 : Eric
Hey! Nice work!!! Just heard about you 3 days ago on the local radio station here in Bristol Virginia USA. I would love to know if you had a T-Shirt that is for sell. My Wife was hoping to buy one for me as a Fathers day gift! I could said say "You really BLEW my mind!" LOL

Eric, We had a t-shirt but it seems to have vanished into thin air, just like some of my smellier farts, not sure if we'll be having another RUN!!!! on this prouduct, I doubt it at moment though. Mr. Methane!

20th April 2010 - 09:29:23
1766 : Luke
I like farts. They taste nice. Send me some in a bottle so i can drink them.

18th April 2010 - 05:24:52
1765 : bill

11th April 2010 - 02:19:03
1764 : stinky
My sister-in-law has ordered(odoured) for me, and I am very excited about playing it to unsuspecting passengers in my car! Hope to collect all of the items from your SMART FART shop! Do you really have Gas Gals? I think I may qualify as I love farts. I hope you are knighted one day! CHEERS FOR SIR METHANE!

8th April 2010 - 22:38:00
1763 : Kyle Hussain
You are my hero!!

8th April 2010 - 12:49:55
1762 : Stefan & Daniel
Hi Mr Methane,
my friend and I watch your videos very often. We have to lough everytime when we watch it. Your farts make everyone happy! That's great! We live in a little village which called Freihung. Itīs in Germany. You are the best farter I ever heard and see on the Internet and TV. Thank you for this much fun. Please come to the next show of "Das Supertalent". We voted a lot for you with the phone but it wasnīt enough.
We look forward to hear from you!
BYE Paul - your Stefan and Daniel

3rd April 2010 - 21:17:21
1761 : seppi
Hello Mr. Methane. We love you and we love your farts

nice greetings from Germany

2nd April 2010 - 22:21:05

31st March 2010 - 17:08:32
1759 : Scott Weinert
Hi Mr. Methane,
You rule! Your stuff cracks me up! I'm a chemistry professor and mention you in class when we're discussing the combustion of "natural gas"! I'm a germanium chemist, and work with GeH4, a "heavy" analogue of methane. Can I be known as Mr. Germane?

12th March 2010 - 07:01:04
1755 : tomdel
Were you the inspiration for 'The Spleen' from the movie 'Mystery Men'? (just dropped one as I wrote that).

11th March 2010 - 18:49:03
1754 : Stuey
Hey Mr Methane, you're the best! Did you know that you are a national hero in Sweden? Don't believe me?! Watch this video!

28th February 2010 - 10:02:18
1751 : Eggcloud75
I just saw the clip of you on Britains got talent. That Simon Cowell doesn't know talent when he sees / hears it!! Of course even he must let rip from time to time and must be jealous because his arse isn't as talented.

14th February 2010 - 21:43:29
1749 : cat
My boyfriend has a problem with his guts which gives him a lot of wind frequently. Since he cannot cure it do you have a school or book in order to master your art of fart?
c&b germany

11th February 2010 - 17:55:05
1748 : Windy Miller
Hello Mr.Methane, Do you ever suffer from trapped wind?

10th February 2010 - 09:56:07
1747 : I love fart
Hello MR. Methane! You are the best superhero! Best superpower!

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