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22nd May 2009 - 16:41:10
1490 : Mark
Keep it farty fart man, you are by far the most entertaining act I have seen in a long time, if only you could have got to do it in front of the queen - it would have been television Gold.

Perhaps you could fart the labour theme outside number 10 and show old Browny what the country thinks of him, maybe force feed yourself herring beforehand for the extra little something.

Keep it real


22nd May 2009 - 10:52:55
1489 : Dale Seibert
I have spent hours laughing my head off. You are the best Mr. Methane! Yours truly, Dale

21st May 2009 - 12:33:54
1488 : David
Absolutely sterling performance on Britians got talent which thanks to You Tube we were able to enjoy here in South Africa. I think there was a bit of injustice in the pong department though - I dont feel you were to blame. Simon Cowell, I believe, had a humdinger on board and took the opportunity to let it go. You see how he even leant over - a textbook "one cheek off the seat" sneak and poor Amanda was in the firing line.
Anyway as appreciation for the top class entertainment here's a little limerick:

The grumpy judge Simon Cowell
clearly found your performance rather foul
he must be one of those who doesnt enjoy a good fart
and certainly has no appreciation for it as an art
and so deserves no further entertainment from your bowel


20th May 2009 - 20:00:11
1487 : Siobhan
I saw you on Britains Got Talent, tbh i thought you was bloody amazing, if i could do that i would be proud, I think the Judges were very unfair, i would have put you through. The Waltz in farts, complete genious, i would have danced to it :P,
By the way, i am only 12 years old but i still love you.
bye for now :)

19th May 2009 - 03:21:55
1485 : john
hi,
howard stern is so right. letting it rip for entertainment is great. it is funny. and i truly thank you for your farting talents. great.

being a bit of a farter myself. not to your abilities for sure. does it ever hurt. and secondly can you get side tracked from your talents if you let go of a really stinky one. and thirdly to you ever let one go when you should not and have a bit of embarassment as a result.

thanks for answering,
john


18th May 2009 - 13:42:54
1484 : Rob
I think you are incredible! worship you. I want to fart like you do. I'm thinking private lessons ;)

18th May 2009 - 02:08:23
1483 : Cheryl
You are the GREATEST. Saw you on Britains got Talent, and I absolutely loved it. I laughed so hard. I hope you spread your message...er um farts, all over the world. I'll share some advice my father gave me-let the wind blow free, don't want a fart to kill me. Keep up the good sounds.

Cheryl
West Virginia, USA


17th May 2009 - 22:30:56
1482 : cristiaan
You had a great show in Britain's got talent!

17th May 2009 - 18:11:04
1481 : j l
i made an official bebo group :D become a member if you want

15th May 2009 - 05:33:44
1479 : DJ TALENT
DJ TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14th May 2009 - 21:55:10
1478 : George Christopher
Never laughed so much in a long time after i saw you on Britains got talent. Good luck the act is amazing!
George

14th May 2009 - 21:36:41
1477 : Jolly Jonty
Sir...How about standing for Parliament?

you are the natural heir to the legacy of lord Sutch..

Methane Man for Prime minister!!!!


14th May 2009 - 19:19:23
1476 : Cliff
Hahahahahahaaaa!!! ;-))

14th May 2009 - 03:08:35
1475 : J
Great job at Britain's got talent. :D

13th May 2009 - 22:42:20
1474 : Simone Cow
YOU GOT IT IN MY THROAT!

13th May 2009 - 21:44:18
1473 : Joseph
You mischief the world with your sh*t. You're one of the sign of the end!

13th May 2009 - 10:00:30
1472 : kate c
hi Little brother-well done-love Kathleen

12th May 2009 - 19:24:49
1471 : JAMES DAYNES
WERE EVER YOU MAY BE LET YOUR WIND GO FREE.

12th May 2009 - 19:03:47
1470 : JAMES DAYNES
WERE EVER YOU MAY BE LET YOUR WIND GO FREE. CHURCH OR CHAPEL LET IT RATTLE.

12th May 2009 - 16:57:53
1469 : LiloMan
I don't usually watch Britain's Got Talent but heard you were on and simply had to watch.

You didn't disappoint, you should have got through to the next phase. No one has a talent such as yours, keep up the good work!!


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