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4th May 2014 - 16:01:03
2101 : MondoPrime
Incredible talent. Just amazing. Any chances of a return to the Stern show?


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Thank you.

Re Stern. It's a tough old game hauling your Ass around the world and very expensive too. Stern unfortunately doesn't pay a fee which doesn't work for me as I have to make a profit from my activities in order to pay the bills.

Yours Flatulently,

Mr Methane


30th April 2014 - 14:01:43
2099 : joe
Greetings good Sir,

Is there any chance QE2 will bestow knighthood upon you soon? If there's anyone in the UK who deserves it it is you.

When will we see you back here in the States?


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Hello Joe,

I'm not looking for a knighthood but if HMQ bungs one this way I guess it's worth more than the bus pass you usually get at retirement.

I'm not sure when I'll next be in USA. I have to make a profit in order to pay my way, not a huge killing just enough to pay the bills like everyone else and unfortunately at the present time the sums don't work any more for a USA visit. I end up loosing money.

Best Wishes

Mr Methane


27th April 2014 - 07:34:40
2098 : gediminas
Sveiki ponas metanai,noriu jums duoti pasiulyma,kad geriau butu jums priperdeti I bezdalu balionus,o ne vis rodyti sou su perdimu.Priperdejus I balionus kaip nors,butu labia didele nauda.Atpigtu kiek ir bezdalai balionuose.Ir galmetu uztai gan nemazai uzsidirbt pinigu.O kaip priperdet ar pribezdet I duju balionus tai mokslininkai galetu gan greit sukurt tam tinkama daigta.As jus labia gerbiu,as ir pats esu gan didelis pirdalius ir bezdalius.Tad prasau jusu atsizvelgti rimtai I si mano pasiulyma.Lithuania.


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Hello gediminas,

I understood your initial greeting but the context of your message got lost in the translation to English.

Yours Flatulently,

Mr Methane


26th April 2014 - 11:28:09
2097 : baz
i live in congleton and there are often tremors, is it u mr methane?


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Hello Baz,

It's definitely not me, try Cuadrilla,they might possibly be doing a few test Fracking bores in your area.


http://www.cuadrillaresources.com/


I'm not sure that they are operating in your area but it might be worth contacting them so you can cross them off the list.

Best Wishes.

Mr Methane!



24th April 2014 - 02:58:01
2096 : Shelduck
Would you please cover John Denver's "Annie's Song"? It's an insipid saccharine number fully deserving the Mr Methane treatment!


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Hello Shellduck,

I must say that personally I quite like Annie's Song, its a good, well crafted tune and also very fart friendly which means I'll put it on my list for a future Fart Friday video. I can't say when I'll get to it as I'm a little "Behind" in the video making department at present and have a few time sensitive greetings to fulfil.

Yours Flatulently.

Mr Methane!


19th April 2014 - 05:24:54
2094 : chris wheeler
you are a huge star. I love your farting songs. I have autism can you fart the Flintstones for my birthday may first
God bless your farts.
I want you to be in st Louis.
god bless you.


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Hello Chris,

Thanks for your message.

Why not place an order at,


http://www.mrmethane.com/farts-video-greeting/


and I'll see what I can Yabba Dabba Dooo !


Yours Flatulently


Mr Methane!



8th April 2014 - 20:45:21
2093 : Ricardo
Mr Methane, can you cover Fur Elise? you are my superhero


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Hello Ricardo

I'm not sure, its a busy composition, there could be an accident, I might give it a go on a future windy Weds video though.

Mr Methane!



1st April 2014 - 17:53:25
2092 : Jon McFennell
I'd like to see more videos of you uploaded to an official YouTube channel.


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Hello Jon,


I've just added a new video titled, "Happy 30th Birthday Vladimir H" to the Official Mr Methane YouTube Channel


http://www.youtube.com/user/MrMethane1

Yours Flatulently.

Mr Methane!


30th March 2014 - 16:58:27
2091 : Graham Charles
One thing I've always wondered about you is what your farts actually smell like


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Graham


If you asked Clay Davis he would say that they smelt like Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit !


Mr Methane


27th March 2014 - 18:09:10
2090 : A. Nonymous
Hey.

Just wondering: have you ever wiped your ass with baby wipes?


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No I don't recall ever doing so, though a lady once shaved my Arse for an Austrian TV advert. She may have anointed the ring with baby wipes afterwards, I can't remember.

See January 2000 on My Farts Timeline for more info


http://www.mrmethane.com/mr-methane-farting-history/


Yours Flatulently,

Mr Methane!



9th March 2014 - 21:32:31
2089 : idontknow
why don't you play gay clubs with a cheeky little leather g string?


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Erm...............because I don't want to and in any case a sizeable percentage of gay people get fed up of the, Its a gay club so therefore they'd like some anal botty bugle japery, the continual association with the ass gets right up their snuff shunter, they want to move on from 1970s stereo types as they believe being gay is a much bigger picture than what they feel is bigoted innuendo and schoolboy humour.

I hope this helps you realise why there aren't as many "openings" for flatulists in the gay scene as you might possibly expect.

Best Wishes.

Mr Methane!


8th March 2014 - 04:48:27
2088 : Kevin Jackal Johnston
Mr. Methan, Praise Allah, Moses, Lucifer and Ronald McDonald for the Internet so I can watch your expert flatulence often!

You are the greatest!

www.JackalComics.com


28th February 2014 - 14:21:20
2087 :
Splended.

From all the mexican women that throw their million anchor kids each diapers on the ground.


26th February 2014 - 18:57:52
2086 : Robi Brose
My uncle Gene brought back your amazing video to the states. Hope you can come to the U.S. Don't go to D.C. though, it already stinks bad there.

24th February 2014 - 00:53:08
2085 : Bennifer N.
You should run for Prime Minister!

16th February 2014 - 22:38:02
2084 : Mark
Mr Methane,

I have been aware of you for many years now (I first encountered you on 'Mr Methane' by the Macc Lads... it seems so long ago now, doesn't it?). Last week I finally got around to purchasing your Mr Methane.com CD (I apologise for the length of time that it's taken me to do this). It arrived on, of all days, Friday 14th February, and I listened to it immediately; I have been captivated ever since, and so has my two and a half year old son. We've been having a good old dance to it over the weekend, and have thoroughly enjoyed your rectum rasps. Thank you. Mark X


9th February 2014 - 10:06:24
2083 : Dan The Taxi Man
Now then Mr Methane...... just want to ask, do you still go on tour, how doI find out where you are next. Iv searched but had no success. Am I looking in the wrong places. It would be great to see 1 of your live shows. Thanks.... Dan .


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Hello Dan,

I don't tour very much nowadays. Most of my gigs tend to be private bookings.

If there is a public gig I post it on the website News Page and my Facebook page.

Mr Methane!


6th February 2014 - 17:58:31
2082 : Shelduck
Hi Mr Methane,

Have you ever thought of doing a cover or parody of Neil Diamond's "A Beautiful Noise"?

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Hello Shellduck

No I've haven't but its a good idea, I like Neil Diamonds songs, I'll give it a try.

Mr Methane!


25th January 2014 - 07:21:11
2080 : Duke Dangler
Your contributions to the Mister Methane track by the Macc Lads are pure genius. You proved to be a true ensemble player, enhancing the song but ultimately not overpowering it. Your farts were the hook. Well done. You are truly an artist. I can only hope that one day you'll get clearance for the theme from Shaft...

24th January 2014 - 20:25:41
2079 : Mr. poopoh
Incredible good singing from you on soundcloud site, why not interpret Johnny Cash"Burning ring of fire"...?

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