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10th May 2009 - 13:45:53
1448 : kevin john proctor
YOUR SUPER HERO AND YOUR PERFORMANCE ON BRITAINS GOT TALENT WAS FIRST CLASS

10th May 2009 - 13:03:27
1447 : loo
farttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

10th May 2009 - 10:50:09
1446 : jack
LOL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY IF HE GOT THROUGH ON BRITAINS GOT TALENT, THEN HE WON THE SHOW .. PERFORMING FARTS IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN LOL

10th May 2009 - 10:38:46
1445 : Stephen Hole
Hi saw you on Britains got talent last night and was very impressed! Keep up the good work Mr. Methane!

Stephen Hole


10th May 2009 - 10:31:52
1444 : John Driver
You crease me up, your the best... You remind me of a kid I went to school with, he could fart on demand!

10th May 2009 - 10:01:36
1443 : Alice
eh bien Mr Methane j'ai tellement ri en voyant ta vidéo sur britain's got talent que je n'ai pas su dormir!

Meaning: thanks for making me laughing so hard, but I thought there was not enought french on your guest book :-)


10th May 2009 - 09:26:14
1442 : superbanalcontrol
simon cowells a miserable c*nt, he's just f**king jealous the ugly w*nker.

10th May 2009 - 02:39:25
1441 : MICHELLE
R U STILL FARTIN FOR A LIVING PAUL? ME N SARAH AD A DRINK WITH U N UR MATE YEARS AGO LOL

10th May 2009 - 01:09:51
1440 : Elaine
Hello Mr methane.
can you please do a fart just for me the smellier the better when i do one it sounds like a Bull & the cat runs out.

10th May 2009 - 01:06:31
1439 : Alice
Hi Mr Methane
Please keep farting as it's so funny please tell me how i can fart more.
Thank you from Alice.

10th May 2009 - 01:03:49
1438 : Terry
So Glad Your Around I love Farting & the annoyance it causes.

9th May 2009 - 21:45:15
1437 : Sarah Mcphilimey
You should have gone through to the next round on Britains Got Talent!!!

9th May 2009 - 21:39:48
1436 : bumbum
Bad luck on BGT :(

9th May 2009 - 21:09:03
1435 : Gust-hav
Hi Mr.Methane,

We have all your video's my Granny loves you, You bring the Great British public there 'air biscuits' weather they want them or not! and we are all 'internally gratefull' Hopefully the Queen will invite you to buttingham palace one day. where she will offer you a private audiance. TC Methane


3rd May 2009 - 22:05:22
1434 : poo bandit
methane, i held in a fart today and then i let it explode in my wife's face. it actually was a shart and she wasn't very happy because it wasn't pudding on her face when i turned around...

29th April 2009 - 22:35:45
1433 : Shane
Haha....great stuff!

25th April 2009 - 11:15:19
1432 : Pat Williams
Cool site.

22nd April 2009 - 06:15:07
1431 : Brian
Greetings Mr. Methane,

I have enjoyed your cds, t shirts, and dvd. Please keep doing what you do because its great. Any new cds or dvds you make will be added to what I already have. My kids and their teen age friends think you are cool.
Brian Steinke
Knox, IN


15th April 2009 - 00:56:39
1429 : RACHAEL
Hi Mr Methane
My Husband taught me how to fart and now I can not stop.
The bigger and louder the better and plenty of egg and beans is the order of the day.
My husband allways farts in our local club house and allways blames me and shouts you smelly git.
My farts start in bed when i relax my anus talk about gone with the wind.We are going to rename our house windy ridge.
We have your video and cd and took some expert advice.
Are you ever coming to cornwall you would go down well in our club.
How much do you charge? you can share a room with Gavin my husbands son who does seem to sneeze a lot so he will get full benefit

11th April 2009 - 22:21:12
1428 :
hi mr methane
i want to say that you are not the king of farts
my dad is much better than you
my dads farts stings like skungs

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