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7th April 2009 - 11:19:23
1427 : Adam Payne
Mr Methane,

your a true legend and inspiration to me. You've taught me to be loud and proud.

4th April 2009 - 08:43:50
1426 :
Dear Mr. Methane, one of our Brethren drew my attention to your website, you are truly a Master of Farting!

Flatulus Maximus

High Priest of the Order of Brotherhood of Flatulists

3rd April 2009 - 19:55:19
1425 : Noreidle
Hi mr Methane,

I from Belgium and i saw your performance on 2BE. It was just brilliant :o you're a real genius. I hope you will do more performances in Belgium... it's really top entertainment ;)



1st April 2009 - 18:02:02
1424 : can't fart
i have a friend who fart's so much she just walks over to me and lets a big(amazingly stinky),wonderful fart rip.
I am not giffted with farts and flattulence but i hope u of all people could help me rip big farts like her.
so could u plz send a reply to me.
happy farting

24th March 2009 - 01:06:32
1423 : Frida
You're hilarious and very talented!! Thank you for sharing the gift of joy and laughter!!

21st March 2009 - 22:58:29
1421 : Andy
I first saw you many moons ago on the James Whale Radio Show and laughed so hard that I was in agony!

Keep up the good work, best wishes for the future.

11th March 2009 - 08:00:17
1418 : Mr. Silane
Hi Mr. Methane, or more properly, Mr. CH4,

I'm Mr. Silane, (SiH4) and when I release flatulence it explodes upon contact with oxygen. My cousin is Mr. Germane, (GeH4) yet another explosive personality, flatulentally speaking. Distant relatives in our family are Mr. Stannane (SnH4) and Mr. Plumbane (PbH4). Mr. Plumbane's illegitimate adopted son is Mr. Tetraethyl Lead, and he has a rather toxic outlook on life, as does his stepbrother, Mr. Tetramethyl Lead.

Happy flatulating,

Mr. Silane

27th February 2009 - 22:22:57
1417 : Emma Marsh
Can't wait to see you in Bury next week!!

My 9 year old is devastated he can't come to see you! He nearly died laughing the first time he saw you on here! He's trying to copy you and calls himself "mini methane"!!

Counting the days . . . =D

19th February 2009 - 15:35:00
1414 : Azad
Farsi languge fart means=gooz or zert

13th February 2009 - 22:13:36
1413 : Rory
Mr Methane I think you are brilliant. In my house we call farts budeogs and I make great big ones. I am only 12 and I hope to be as good as you when I grow up.

12th February 2009 - 02:11:16
1412 : bob goodheart
hi there mr methane i am going to put you to shame my
farts and the worlds best all you have to do is pull my finger
and ill down load a ripper if i eat chili look out your eyes
will be watering. ill bet those sissy farts of yours are nothing the big gs are the best.

8th February 2009 - 18:49:01
1411 : James
Great skill. I wish you had your own show. Love the classical selection . keep up the good farting.

6th February 2009 - 01:45:51
1410 : keith
you are the greatest

5th February 2009 - 22:12:27
1409 : Chris
Awesome talent. Love the classical selection. Keep ripping Mr Methane.

1st February 2009 - 23:54:05
1408 : James
The King of farts ! Awesome skill.

29th January 2009 - 13:56:04
1407 : turtles head
As my name suggests, I have trouble farting without the little blighters sneaking out for a look. It has not been too messy so far but one day I might not have control.

Can you suggest any ways to stop the turtles heads

27th January 2009 - 18:10:40
1406 : Dave the Jester
Dear Mr Methane
Keep on farting - you`re a breath of fresh air in the sometimes dull world of comedy
Let em rip!

20th January 2009 - 22:14:02
1405 : Poochute
We love you Mr. Methane...cuz you fill the air with your "savoir-faire"

11th January 2009 - 19:28:07
1403 : Randy
AWWWWWSOME!! Gas and Giggles, I love it!!

8th January 2009 - 17:37:46
1401 : Ceará
Brazil loves Mr Methane!

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