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16th May 2008 - 10:35:39
1327 : Dave/Mr Skin
SUPERB!! DO YOU DO CD SESSIONS? I'D LOVE YOU ON MY NEXT ALBUM AS A SOLO INSTRUMENTALIST...IN ANY CASE BRAVO!!!!

7th May 2008 - 01:31:43
1326 : ;o
Deaddrop- how about FartMasterFlex? Wow. I've never seen a perso who can be fmaousby flatulance. Maybe my brother could help?

4th May 2008 - 23:53:56
1322 : DeadDrop12
Hi Mr Methane can i be you side kick? I could be called Fart Man!

29th April 2008 - 04:36:58
1321 : Steve
Mr. Methane,

You take an otherwise natural biological function to a "hole" new level. Keep up the great work!


23rd April 2008 - 19:56:20
1320 : ally ross
fart-tastic. been farting all my life... more than others so i'm told. best way to break an awkward silence.

22nd April 2008 - 05:01:14
1319 : Sarah
I too enjoy a good fart, yet being a woman can only do so as spontaneously as Maestro Methane through my front passage. This really is secret ladies' business, but thought it had to be shared with you. My sister and I have nicknamed ourselves the "Methanettes" after falling in love with your crazy movie. We are in Australia, but if you ever need a backup band. . . send us an email!!!

17th April 2008 - 11:06:12
1317 : darren gibb
MR METHANE....I THINK THE WEB SITE IS 1 OF THE FUNNIEST I HAVE EVER VIEWED....WHY DON'T YOU PAAY MR SIMON COWELL A VISIT ON BRITAINS GOT TALLENT ( Who's Simon Cowell? Mr Methane)...IF ANYONE HAS TALLENT MR METHANE HAS IT IN ABUNDANCE...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..

13th April 2008 - 14:23:46
1315 : Mike Greco
I love Mr.Methane. I have been a fan of a good fart as long as I can remember but there is no one alive who can do it as well as Mr.Methane. I keep crapping my pants trying to learn his talent so I can blow out the candles on my cake this year with my bottom...Might better leave it to the pro.

12th April 2008 - 20:12:02
1314 : Michelle Haynes
Farting feels sooooooooo good! Ever fart with dogs and cats? I can't keep up with them!!!

7th April 2008 - 20:31:19
1313 : Chris
What a unique way he has of "giving back to the community"! Far exceeds any major corporation I know of! Strictly straight talk! Would easily beat out any politician by "telling it like it is"! I heard it through the sphincter!

6th April 2008 - 22:44:14
1312 : Oggi
your farts make me laugh, well amazing
oggi
www.oggitomic.com

5th April 2008 - 16:49:55
1311 : Martin
YOURE AWESOME!

5th April 2008 - 03:19:58
1310 : smither
You are my hero!!!

3rd April 2008 - 23:14:25
1309 : KELLI SULLIVAN
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT AFTER RECOMENDING YOUR DVD TO MY
BOYFRIEND AND HIM BUYING IT, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM LAUGH LIKE HE DID
UNCONTROLABLY, AND TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE.
THANK YOU, YOU ARE A TRUE TALENT.
KELLI.

31st March 2008 - 09:27:25
1308 : Janine HILL
Good onya bloke!

29th March 2008 - 17:01:18
1307 : Kaylynn
I'm such a big fan and I watch you tube a lot and the funnyest one was...Mr.Methane Farts Part 1 and I loved it.But I have one quistion.Are the farting nosice coming from your butt or you mouth?I also love the website and the song funny,funny,funny.

29th March 2008 - 04:45:28
1306 : Diane
I never thought anyone would fart more than me. You see most people's bodies are made up of water but, my family's and mine are made up of gas. I must admit to loving to fart and to see how cracking(pun intended) silly I can make it sound. I will purposefully eat gas producing foods just to stock up the ammo so I can let her rip! You know, girls do indeed fart and there are those of us who are one of the guys when we do and that would be me. One could easily call me a Lassie with a Gassie Assie.LOL And burps are farting, too. They're just mouth farts and some of them smell, too.LOL Good luck in your future Mr. Methane. Have a gas! May the Farts Be With You! Gone With The Wind! Oh, how old are you? Would you happen to be "Farty"?LOL I have just farted in your honour.

29th March 2008 - 03:13:38
1305 : promp
very nice work. Are your mum impressed or is she in shame becouse of the development of your unique activities?

17th March 2008 - 17:31:02
1302 : Chris Gower
I can actually make myself fart as well - but not as well as you. It was the 80's, I was wearing Wrangler skin tight jeans and had to get myself into a position to get the sods off. Low and behold, air entered my backside and I farted it back out again, sucked in some more and farted it back out again! Now it's a bit of a party trick.

Fancy teaming up


17th March 2008 - 08:01:04
1301 : jeff
Farting is fun.

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