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15th March 2008 - 10:15:17
1299 : charlotte and siobhan
Hi Mr Methane we are both 11 years old and were mad about FARTING how do you do it whenever you want ????? we really want to know
while i was writin this i did a fart.
bye for now siobhan and charlotte

13th March 2008 - 20:31:29
1298 : Ian Price
Mr Methane, you are a legend!!!
Me and my mate "logs" love to play fart tennis on the c.b.'s in our trucks, we arnt in your league but have great fun and aspire to be able to guph like you!!!
How much would you charge to come and perform at our xmas party in front 40 lorry drivers who think you are a god??

8th March 2008 - 14:36:34
1297 : han
you are the best fartman around!
i thought you are,Nicholas lyndhurst ;)

6th March 2008 - 21:16:29
1296 : Tom Eron
Love your website and your performances. I wish I were that good. One of my favorite things to do is to drop one off in a store isle and then hide and watch the persons reaction when he or she walks into it. I think flatulating is acceptable almost anywhere-even at the table while eating!!

6th March 2008 - 18:56:07
1295 : Tim
Mr. Methane, since I retired, I have occupied my time by reading fine literature and listening to Classical Music. Your rendition of The Blue Danube Waltz is absolutely stunning and caused near fartamonium when I played it recently for some friends. You have special talent indeed!

6th March 2008 - 13:48:31
1294 : John Brine
Mr methane, you are amazing, unique and incredible, a true
fartiste extra-ordinare ! I can maybe beat you for stench ( I have coeliac condition) but for volume, range and musicality, nobody can hold a candle to you, well, maybe carefully, about
3 feet away (nothing worse than ring burn, just ask any curry lover)
John B

5th March 2008 - 02:20:48
1293 : alex
thank u 4 bcuming a famouse fert person

2nd March 2008 - 09:56:41
1292 : steinkoli
you are great and lol

2nd March 2008 - 05:09:59
1291 : joel
ur a legend i wish i could fart like that

28th February 2008 - 01:44:41
1290 : marksey
farts all over the kitchen floor and then throw it out the damn window

25th February 2008 - 22:13:48
1289 : Michel Zoller
Dear Fartman, YOU are my Idol. Since I´m a little kid, I dream to be like you.

I train all the time, even under the blanket when I stay at my girlfriend at night. Please send me your adress to get a free pack of homegrown onions (I ate a kilo of them a day). I admire you!

Keep on going, keep on farting!

24th February 2008 - 02:17:48
1288 : tina roberts
you got to parp my fart big up the efferfessent gaseous anomolies clouds man

22nd February 2008 - 23:36:44
1287 : jen
You have made me laugh for the first time in a long time....been going through some difficult times and you totally put a smile on my face. Thanks so much!!! Would love to see you live, my mouth is sore from laughing so hard.

22nd February 2008 - 17:14:49
1286 : kim syvertsen
you rock.... your my man... all the best from norway the viking land...

20th February 2008 - 05:14:25
1284 : Darren
Wow Mr Methane you are my hero, I have won quite a few awards myself from people I have worked with & known over the years. Often people said “Why do you fart” I always told them that “I only farted in front of my friends”, & you are my friend Mr Methane. I even had one supervisor, when referring to my ability say that he thought he was good until he met me, but I now know there is a Master Faster out there egging me on providing something for me to be able to build up to. You have made my day, I am going to show my children about your unique ability because you have also proved that we can turn our own uniqueness into a profession & make the world a happier place, thank you.

19th February 2008 - 05:22:39
1283 : stephen russell
Come & Fart here:
LA Times Hqs LA CA
Send Ted Kennedys office, DC & MA
Michael Moore, around.
The 2008 campaign for the White House.
McCains home?
Obamas home?
Obama Hqs.
UN Hqs
CFR Hqs.
US Treasury Dept
Capitol Hill, Wash DC
Sen Murtha office. Hqs
Steven Spielberg home
some Hollywood party
At the Oscars, LA CA.
2009 Grammys, LA CA
Sundance Film Fesitvel, CO
Paul Newman businness hqs.
US Mexican border
Near Pres Calderon, Mexico.
Near Putin, president of Russia.

Blast away, blast away all,
Have a Blasting New Year & Farting Summer.
Beans me up & Gas me out.

16th February 2008 - 19:17:11
1282 : lisa
WOW! I am blown away by your talent! Hey, way to be a super star! I have one question, how can you keep a straight face!!?!?! It's so funny, what you do, but more importantly, it's genius. You should be on that show THE BIG IDEA. have a website, you tube videos, to be making money from a talent like this....I only wish I had a natural born talent that could make me money!!! I am still searching for my BIG IDEA...way to go finding yours!! Oh, and my kids can't get enough of your website! We've looked at everything and they want more! (they are 3 and 4! HA!) Take care, Lisa from Omaha, Nebraska USA

16th February 2008 - 17:45:15
1281 : Seth
I ahve never laughed so hard in my intire life

16th February 2008 - 03:02:28
1280 : creash
ummmm....this is weird

15th February 2008 - 19:58:46
1279 : Jelle
Haha thanks for your interview. Greetings from Holland.

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