Mr Methane

Mr Methane - My Farts Guestbook - the home of farts and farting
Mr Methane image 2

Sign Mr Methane's Guestbook

The Fart Guestbook from Mr Methane

Name :E-mail :
Message :
To verify your guestbook entry, please enter the 
following numbers into the box on the right: 


21st January 2014 - 04:49:47
2078 : mark
F**k You. You are some Sh*t Mother f**ker Kiss my ass you are so great ENCORE ENCORE YOU B**TARD


Thanks Mark. So many compliments in so few words, I'm blown away. Mr Methane!

21st January 2014 - 04:39:02
2077 : mark
I Love you You are so cool All I Have have to say is F**k You


Thanks Mark,

Mr Methane

15th January 2014 - 00:31:36
2075 : Joshua Jaramillo
Hi Mr. Methane can u teach me how to fart on command?


Hello Joshua,

If I had the time I could possibly teach you the ways of the force but then again you've either got it or you haven't and besides I'm sorry to have to say that I'm too busy to give 1 - 2 - 1 tuition so the answer is No.

Best Wishes.

Mr Methane!

14th January 2014 - 21:20:43
2074 : windpipe schocker
Do you also sell the Palmbomber with your stinking farts conserved in it?


Hello, No Sorry, The Palm Bomber is a totally separate entity.

Mr Methane!

13th January 2014 - 20:45:55
2073 : Marth M from Greece
Dear Mr.Methane,
my name`s Martha Maslowpoulou, I`m 13 years old and I am from Greece. I really admire your <> and i would just like to tell you congrats for your funny career and I would like you to know that you are FARTING AWESOME!!!!!Greetings from Greece,
Marth M


Thanks Marth,

I'm glad to hear that my colon coughs are keeping your spirits up and a smile on your face over there in Greece as I know things are very bad economically at the moment and lots of people are struggling to make ends meet.

Mr Methane

12th January 2014 - 22:50:15
2072 : Daddy
You are ultra mega cool!

12th January 2014 - 17:47:05
2071 : Paul Winstone
I've just seen the Palmbomber clip. I couldn't believe anyone would make or buy that.

But... (or butt?!) what a way to let rip a stinker and talk to someone while quietly squeezing this to let the smell out.

Handy to start an argument by leaving the smell and walking off!

Remind me of a year ago when I set off a fart machine and laughed as my niece and daughter blamed each other.


Hello Paul,

Yes your right to be amazed or maybe slightly baffled at all the work that's gone into making the Palm Bomber, not everyone realises just how much work goes into creating what may seem the simplest of products, but when somebody has a passion then these things happen.

Mr Methane!

11th January 2014 - 18:33:13
2070 : James
You are a blast. A real gas!

I smell continued success as you take British high culture across the seas.

May the wind continue to fill your sails and every theatre you play in.


Thanks James, Happy new year. Mr Methane!

10th January 2014 - 16:46:20
2069 : vicki
This is the funniest website I have encountered yet , lololol

6th January 2014 - 08:32:56
2068 : gena

5th January 2014 - 20:20:17
2067 : craig wright
I recently saw a clip of you on YouTube where you were dropping your guts in Blackpool on unsuspecting tourists and locals. It was quite an old clip, but the scene in the hotel entrance makes me cry with laughter every time. Are there more clips like this in your archive anywhere?


Hello Craig,

These scenes are called "Mr Methane's Candid Butt Pipe Shockers" and are from my DVD Mr Methane Let's Rip

I don't know how many scenes you've seen but all the scenes are on the DVD.

Mr Methane!

5th January 2014 - 17:46:26
2066 : Perry Como
A mysterious message coming from nowhere...


Hello Perry Como,

Considering that you died on the 12th of May 2001 this truly is a "Magic Moment!" I remember back in December 1975 Dad bought Mum your 40 Greatest Hits Album on the K-Tel record label, a quality item for anyone's Christmas Stocking in those days. I bet you've filled a fair few Christmas Stockings over the years Perry?

Mr Methane!

3rd January 2014 - 00:11:05
2065 : Nick
Happy New Year!

All the best to you, legend that you are, for a Very Windy New Year.

Nick from Tipton.

PS. Ever tried Twiglets as 'fuel'? Seems to get my sphincter rattling away.


Hello Nick,

A Happy New Year to you also. Twiglets aren't really my cup of tea, they just don't seem to titivate my palate, I prefer Salt & Vinegar or Cheese & Onion Crisps though I know my good friend Charlie Chuck loves Twiglets so they must have something.

Mr Methane!

31st December 2013 - 10:17:20
2064 : Fred
Hello Mr Methane! I remember when i saw you in the Swedish television channel 3 with Robert Aschberg. It was a real funny show. I know the art too about airfarts, sometimes i do real loud farts so i can hear the neighbors laughing. Its not easy for people to understand the art, because have to be totally relaxed in the ass and working hard with the stomach muscles at the same time. I wish you a happy new year! /Fred in Stockholm


Hello Fred,

A Happy New Year to you also. This is the best explanation of how to achieve Controlled Anal Voicing to date. In future I shall refer any questions about technique to this post.

Mr Methane!

30th December 2013 - 22:44:35
2063 : OBAMA


Hello Obama,

Fart in your face? Is this something to do with the Obamacare universal healthcare programme that your currently rolling out ?

Mr Methane!

30th December 2013 - 00:40:58
2062 : Rob
Dear Mr Methane

Thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had possibly ever. I'm probably your biggest fan after watching several of your videos on YouTube.

You deserve great rewards for your talent, and I were in charge you'd get an OBE.

With great respect



Thanks Rob, though I'm not sure about the OBE, didn't Jimmy Savile have one of those?

Mr Methane!

17th December 2013 - 04:13:10
2059 : Farting D
Hello mr methane- I was wondering if you could teach any farting on command techniques - I am al ready good but I can only do it on knees and sometimes sitting down but I really want to know how to - fart any where at any time , how to make it long, super long, super duper loud, very very stinky and how to fart on command while sitting down, standing up, leaning and walking, well actually I also want to know how to doe anytim, please help me I really want to impress my friends, you are my farting idol



See message 2064 from Fred for an explanation of how best to achieve Controlled Anal Voicing. Beyond that the rest is just practice, practice, practice. Oh yes and make sure you clear your throat before a performance !

Mr Methane!

14th December 2013 - 10:01:09
2058 : Dan
Any plans for anymore DVD projects? Lets Rip 2? I have been practicing dru yoga and can fart in tune but only after 5 controlled colon coughs (still practicing)


Hello Dan,

Re DVD = Probably not. The arse has fallen out of DVD sales as it has also for CD. Currently personal greetings are the future

Mr Methane!

12th December 2013 - 12:13:52
2057 : tony
Bloody funny mr methane but who washes your underpants lmfao keep up the laughter mate

11th December 2013 - 17:27:37
2056 : Danie
Hello Mr. Methane i wish you a very fart Christmas
And Im waiting for a new Methane CD for Christmas?

Jump To:

Fart Related News
'The Fractured But Whole' Will Feature the Sound of One Fan Breaking Wind - It Could Be You ! I'...
Read This Fart News
Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year 2017
Hello everybody, just a short message to wish you Merry Christmas & a Happy and Prosperous 2017. I'l...
Read This Fart News
Buy Mr Methane CDs, DVDs & Merchandise in the Fart Shop.
Live Fart Show - Book.Mr Methane for your event.
All Content © 1997 - 2020 Mr Methane | Sitemap | Web Design by Mike Irving
B.O. Productions Ltd, P.O. Box 201, Macclesfield, Cheshire, SK11 7BS, United Kingdom - Company Registration Number: 03559741