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19th September 2007 - 22:08:42
1180 : neil brooks
hello mr methane its good to see your new web site, there is lots of things to hear what you been upto. i have got your dvd and its very funny, hope you can do a new one very soon. all the best

18th September 2007 - 09:05:57
1179 : Danzo
I love your site and your DVD!

16th September 2007 - 04:20:22
1178 : nick szcz / plymouth, mi
i look up to you. do you farts smell everytime you fart? usually my louder farts don't smell. i was farting the other day and though about you.

11th September 2007 - 22:53:19
1177 : STO
Oh wow Mr. Methane,

that was far(t) too funny. My face hurts from laughing half an hour.


STO from Germany

7th September 2007 - 11:57:47
1175 : James
Your classoical selection on your D.V.D and is just hilarious . Hope your make more D.V.D's and C.D's in the future . Hopefully i will watch you on a live stage in the future. Like the way you can just rip any fart. Awesome !
Keep up the good work .

6th September 2007 - 17:36:19
1174 : Josph Horowitz
I laffed my head off at the Bog-Buster sketch outtake on YouTube.
Great Stuff!
I even requested that Dr. Demento play "It's Flatulation" on his radio show!
I'm still working on contactiong Comedy Central to see if they will take intrest in your uproarious emissions.

4th September 2007 - 10:37:24
1171 : Chris, Emily and Sarah
Hey there,
Great Work, I am insanely jelous. We have horses and in case you didnt know have a seeming ability to fart whenever your head is closest to their bums. So we appriciate the ability you have. Id love to be able to go into the stall and just wait for the right moment and......PFFFFTT

Keep up the great work
Chris Emily and Sarah

4th September 2007 - 01:07:53
1165 : coach
Nice website keep up the good work.

29th August 2007 - 11:32:03 PM
1157 : Mike
farts are great

28th January 2006 - 15:07:37
1152 : bill gormanns
Yeah right, Here in america we have 2 hero's, Johnny Cash and Mr.Methane! Pull my finger, Smell my fart Mr. Methane!

27th January 2006 - 00:00:02
1144 : mike
I really enjoy your art of fart. Have you ever met miss flatulena? Mike

26th January 2006 - 21:51:40
1143 : Brian Diego
Your site rocks, I too have a talent for flatulant behavior! Please add my email to any news letter that you have. I plan on visiting Europe this year and would love to see you perform!!! Yes I know where that comes from!

24th January 2006 - 17:15:25
1134 : fatface
and I thought I was good!!!

23rd January 2006 - 15:25:26
1132 : Lisa
Dear Legend!
Finally I have the DVD to show my friends, whoohoo!! as they only had my word for it, even though I had your appearances that I taped (shhh) on Martin Molloy, and seen your act with my own eyes when sleepy old Adelaide, Australia finally let you perform here + I did have your only TV performance on the NRL footy show, remember you performed Happy Birthday for Keiren Perkins, and the mandatory blowing out of the candles! Brilliant, but much to my sadness, it was taped over by mistake. So you could imagine our excitement when we visited your web site and saw that there was a DVD available, I also brought and I must say very impressive, I did buy a T-Shirt and you personally sign one of your posters from your show, when you were in Adelaide....One of my prized prosessions!
So I just wanted to pass on my Best Wishes to you and to say Thanks for releasing a DVD! Brilliant!
P.S. Any chance you are touring again? and coming down under?
Cheers, and always remember...always wipe thoroughly!
Lisa Hooper

22nd January 2006 - 14:33:15
1128 : you'll never know
that is so disgusting and by the way i will never visit this website again!!!!

22nd January 2006 - 11:27:38
1127 : Kim Haydon
Why are farts funny? I don't know the answer to that but my wife gets the sh*ts when I fart. But was in stitches watching your DVD.. She doesn't believe your expulsions are real...

21st January 2006 - 23:51:52
1126 : ryan
fart fart fart

19th January 2006 - 19:02:46
1123 : Joseph Horowitz
Eh, up Mr. Methane.
When you gonna put your Dropping Guts section back online?
It's been months & it's still offline.
Get back to me on that, OK.
Yours flatulently, yer fan.

17th January 2006 - 22:32:27
1117 : James Elsey
Your Let's Rip D.V.D was Hilarious and so is your album.You are certainly 'The King Of Farts'. I would certainly like one of your Live Shows

16th January 2006 - 06:32:58
1103 : Alex Moran
Mr Methane you are my role model.I wish I could fart a dart

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