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16th July 2005 - 02:36:27
990 : Rick
would like to be on your e-mail list. thanks and "May the FARTS be with you"............:(

16th July 2005 - 01:24:30
987 : nick o
I wish I had your talent, but temporarily I seem to be excrementally-challenged.

15th July 2005 - 19:09:18
986 : Michaela
Thanks Mate... You taught nme how to fart- now i can jump up and down and whenever my feet hit the floor i let rip! Great Fun...!

14th July 2005 - 19:41:58
985 : stu
man this really is the worlds wndiest website. i saw ur vieos for the first time on stupid videos but then i thought that isnt stupid thats hilariously funny so i found the website and have been enjoying iit ever since

9th July 2005 - 15:12:06
982 : Svetla Dilova
As an amateur farter, I appreciate Mr Methane's artistry. Please put me on his mailing list and send me all possible info on his products.


Svetla Dilova

9th July 2005 - 05:36:53
981 : Michael

3rd July 2005 - 02:33:33
980 : Ralphe Armstrong
Hey Methane!
I was in the studio laying some bottom end in the bass dept,and after a days work in the can we put your lets rip album on.Way out there man!The best bottom end ever!
My dear friend and producer Troy on that session said"if you couldn't let one rip you couldn't get a gig!"
When you are in detroit pop round for a platter of pies with us!

Best Regards,

Ralphe Armstrong

2nd July 2005 - 18:54:49
978 : Paul
Very very funny its been a long time since I have cried laughing, will be buying the xmas album great stuff!!

27th June 2005 - 17:40:24
975 : Mr Propane
I'm the world's windiest weirdo!!!

21st June 2005 - 07:37:20
971 : Oil City Bill
Mr Methane-
I do a little DJ work from time to time, and played a few bits from one of your cds at a wedding reception. 90% of the people had the most fun they have ever had, and laughed themselves hoarse. The rest of the people didn't find farts funny, so I picked on them all night. Even farted into the mic once or twice just for them! Hopefully I sold some cds for you. Everyone asked who it was. Keep up the bunghole blasts!

11th June 2005 - 16:47:27
970 : Habiba
Mr.Methane,you're the fart champ!One of your farty songs
(It's Flatulation!)is FARTYTASTIC!!!!

11th June 2005 - 16:34:23
969 : Karim F
Yo! whassup!Your windy website is FANTASTIC!!!

8th June 2005 - 20:32:27
968 : M
do you ever poo in your pants??

4th June 2005 - 10:38:53
964 : Shelly
It's cool to know someone could put a body function in action like that and make people laugh. Way to go Mr Methane.

29th May 2005 - 02:18:51
962 : samson
you are a very smelly man.

25th May 2005 - 00:54:48
959 : David
Hi Mr. Methane...keep up the good work! Making people laugh is one of the greatest talents and your talent is of equal magnitude..catch my drift :).

22nd May 2005 - 21:22:06
958 : cosmos, marty and jed siebert
Mr. Methane, We heard you on the KQRS Morning Show from Minneapolis MN USA. You blew us away. Our friend Ray is sending us your videos and CD's for our birthdays. Thanks so much for your humor. Farts have been and will be funny forever - unless you're sitting at a table in certain could lose one's life.

What exercises do you do for control and do you eat a special diet to avoid crapping your pants? thanks, the Sieberts.

20th May 2005 - 08:34:53
957 : Fart Sniffer
You sound very funny, never actually seen you but bet your concerts are brill. I guess you take farting powder or something to make yourself fart that much but when you do this do your farts still stink & how do they usually smell?
I personally love the smell of farts and would be honoured to let you sit on my head all day long and let you rip some smelly farts in my face!! Or hows about a farting contest for the most smelly fart? mine are bad so need to see If I can beat ya!!
C U Someday XX.

7th May 2005 - 19:55:00
951 : Mr. V
If I were gay I could finally tell me Mum "I've found my soul mate!!!". As I'm not gay, all I can say is Wow!. Your displayed talent is beyond belief! It's men like you who've helped this great nation achieve accomplishments such as putting men on the moon, the development of nuclear power and the enlargment of womens breasts. Kudos, MrMethane.....................

5th May 2005 - 12:24:13
950 : John Henderson

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