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25th March 2005 - 10:41:48
915 : Proud Colin Burper
Love your work!!! You should put a wind turbine up your butt and generate power for your country! More fart samples on your website please. Missed seeing you in Melbourne. Please come back soon.

From down under. Cheers.


24th March 2005 - 10:02:46
914 : LUIS
DEAR METHANE I LIKE SO MUCH YOURS LIRYCS
HE DE RECONOCER QUE HACIA MUCHO TIEMPO QUE NO ME HE REIDO COMO HOY AL ESCUCHAR LA VERSION DE STEVIE HE LLORADO DE RISA
UN SALUDO DESDE SEVILLA -ESPAÑA

22nd March 2005 - 22:29:24
913 : Windy Wilson
I have just watched a fart movie from another website and in it they light there farts . I want to know if you have ever done it in one of your shows and what does it feel like? All the same you can't beat the original Mr Methane
(Smell u later)
Windy Wilson

22nd March 2005 - 11:43:12
911 : Gniesunt Bumsadazy
How's this for a "windy" Limerick???

In his lab sits old scientist Boyes
And his knowledge and skill he deploys
To reduce wear and tear
On the A**hole so fair
By extraction from farts all the noise.

Have a nice aromatic day folks!!!

Professor Hans Gniesunt-Bumsadazy.


21st March 2005 - 19:38:52
910 : Chez
Love the site, think it must be amazing to control your own bodily functions like that. seen some thing similar once before http://whocutthecheese.cjb.net/
Keep up the good work, mate.

17th March 2005 - 14:38:31
909 : Jimmy
Hi Mr Methane!
When do you come to Sweden?

This country really need to hear a Flatulist ! =)



15th March 2005 - 22:03:23
908 : hinson
Great

14th March 2005 - 17:07:50
907 : Judd Hudson
Hey Mr.Methane!

Totaly mind blowing!When I tour in England I am always reminded that i'm in the real windy city!!!!
Keep on honking!

Regards,

Judd.


12th March 2005 - 12:35:00
906 : Ephrahim Alhaji Majola
Hi Gang!!
I'm a great inventor and am trying to invent a "Fartometer".
The purpose of this invention is to measure the "resonance"
of farts-to be used as a monitor in Farting competitions to show which of the participants can fart the loudest!
Any ideas so I can refine the embryonic invention?

11th March 2005 - 14:20:27
905 : Jonnyfartpants
Puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppppppppp!!!!!

11th March 2005 - 08:43:05
904 : Paul
Ever planning on touring the US?

11th March 2005 - 05:34:51
903 : katherine
hi u fart alot and u funny

11th March 2005 - 05:33:29
902 :
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u fart alot

9th March 2005 - 22:10:46
901 : Morrissey
So rude!

1st March 2005 - 13:11:40
892 : Madam Primrose Marfona
Dear Mr Methane.As I am an expert in all "Wind" Instruments"
I feel I must share this "windy" Limerick with you and your fans.
A farter who lived in Rangoon
With his A**hole could blow a fine tune
He played with perfection
A Mozart selection
By farting the part for bassoon!

Happy farting Gang!!!!
Madam Primrose Marfona. M.O.S.F.


25th February 2005 - 18:17:48
888 : neil brooks
dear mr methane, just like to know to find out is there a new video coming out yet as it has been a longtime now when the 1st came out few years ago, if so can you let me know very soon best regard neil brooks

22nd February 2005 - 14:05:07
885 : FELICE
CIAO DALL'ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22nd February 2005 - 04:05:20
884 : sam
i love u

22nd February 2005 - 00:07:45
883 : Bob Babbit
Hey Methane!
Rip roaring stuff,hey you'd be a real gas here in detroit!
Your nephew told me about you and how you flatulate in his email.
Me and Joe Hunter had a look at this site and Joe laughted that mutch he split his sides!
You do just as much bottom end work as i do bottom end work with the fender bass!

Kind Regards,

Bob Babbit and Joe Hunter


21st February 2005 - 15:04:43
882 : needo
mrmethane no pain all gain

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