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20th February 2005 - 03:29:21
881 : honky g
sup honky, u got da mad colon yo, you ring rumble liek mad

werd brotha

18th February 2005 - 00:58:14
880 : James Utley
Found the site by accident, but very funny. I'll recomend to all my friends that they look at it.

17th February 2005 - 09:07:03
879 : SPanky
this site is a joke and funny! my class at sandon skool r looking for information bout methane and u poped up! we find nothing useful bt we all had a laugh bout it!

16th February 2005 - 18:22:16
878 : Egg honker
Big up da methane massive.

15th February 2005 - 18:26:31
877 : Smelly Bum
You farts make me feel great to be alive!

12th February 2005 - 16:49:58
876 : Stefan
I just listened to you valentine number. Very romantic!!!
Your girlfriend must have been blown away when you serenated this for her!

8th February 2005 - 08:59:41
874 : Nos
Hi Mr Methane........ I have an Antihero for you!!!! Let go and see Captain Ozone on his website:
Bye bye

4th February 2005 - 14:24:44
871 : Mustaf Fuq
Salaam Mr Methane!!
Just to let you know I had a terrific Curry last night.
Among the tasty dishes was some super Peshwari Naan!
This morning I awoke and whilst bending down in prayer I let out the most wonderful aromatic FART that I have ever experienced!!!I,m not a betting man as my Religion forbids it, but if I were one, I would wager that it was the Peshwari Naan which elevated my Fart to Olympic proportions.
Wishing you lots of Divine Wind!! Mustafa.

28th January 2005 - 00:53:03
870 : Jeniece
You are one crazy dude

27th January 2005 - 16:49:08
869 : Fan from Finland!!
Hi mr Methane!
i found ur site when i was looking fart videos at . when i heard the blue danube, i fell in love to your music. allways when i feel bad i go to and put some nice music on and ill be glad in a 2 minutes! i was wondering that is your CD in stores here in finland? just wondering ... man, i want to buy one. But But, cheers! and good luck for next "show" =) cya!

27th January 2005 - 15:14:02
868 : Man
hi Mr. Methane,
I received your DVD a month ago..but still buggin out by your "rumbling ring" padronance. I 'm going to order the audio cds as well but in the meantime I'd like to ask you, since I instantely became a petomania-memoriabilia-collector, if you know something about the infamous (?) gramophone recording of a joseph Pujol s(Petomane himself) session dated not later than the first decade of the 20th century.
Hopin' you will hit me back as soon as you can,

20th January 2005 - 09:14:26
862 : Shaunee
My girlfriend asked me for something funny to do a google search on;
I suggested...YOU! Mr Methane;
it cracked her up & she even pasted a pic from your site inot my picture folder.
Cheers for your flatulence!!!
MR METHANE LIVES...what a gas...
theres someone worse than me!

19th January 2005 - 14:36:42
860 : Madam Primrose Marfona
Dear Mr Methane.
I'm thinking of Organising a "Fartathon" in South Africa.
Could you please give me the benefit of your advice.
What should be the basic rules of engagement?e.g. regarding diet before the event?
In South Africa a favourite food-almost a National Dish-
is "Bunny Chow"-it consists of a spicy curry placed into a hollowed out loaf of bread,It is reputed to create exotic windy after- effects.Should a rule be instituted to govern the composition of the curry re,spices,meats vegetables etc.
I await your sage wisdom!Happy farting!
Madam Primrose Marfona A.R.C.

19th January 2005 - 00:02:12
859 : Stick
Mr. Methane, you are the best farter, we appreciate you every time play a tune. If you could make them smell as bad as my best friend Tony's farts you'd really have a show.
PS: Tony...change your diet, man.

16th January 2005 - 22:44:06
856 : robbie
I live in scotland now o windy one

16th January 2005 - 19:31:25
855 : Thomas Schirmer
I love your website and I think that I to could be like you in that I to have an awsome knack for passing gas to the extreme and have thought about using it for entertainment like you have your cool I want to get your video as soon as I get some money I would love to see it. thanks for the humor,

15th January 2005 - 01:16:12
854 : Hisk Rotch
Sorry 'bout my bro's message. I think you rock!

15th January 2005 - 01:15:00
853 : Mike Rotch
You are so sick. You disgust me you perv.

14th January 2005 - 01:32:23
852 :

11th January 2005 - 18:44:08
851 : danika
hey this is danika and i discovered this site while watching 969 on mtv canada and i just think you are pure genious

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