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20th February 2005 - 03:29:21
881 : honky g
sup honky, u got da mad colon yo, you ring rumble liek mad

werd brotha


18th February 2005 - 00:58:14
880 : James Utley
Found the site by accident, but very funny. I'll recomend to all my friends that they look at it.

17th February 2005 - 09:07:03
879 : SPanky
this site is a joke and funny! my class at sandon skool r looking for information bout methane and u poped up! we find nothing useful bt we all had a laugh bout it!

16th February 2005 - 18:22:16
878 : Egg honker
Big up da methane massive.

15th February 2005 - 18:26:31
877 : Smelly Bum
You farts make me feel great to be alive!

12th February 2005 - 16:49:58
876 : Stefan
I just listened to you valentine number. Very romantic!!!
Your girlfriend must have been blown away when you serenated this for her!

8th February 2005 - 08:59:41
874 : Nos
Hi Mr Methane........ I have an Antihero for you!!!! Let go and see Captain Ozone on his website: www.captainozone.com
Bye bye
Nos

4th February 2005 - 14:24:44
871 : Mustaf Fuq
Salaam Mr Methane!!
Just to let you know I had a terrific Curry last night.
Among the tasty dishes was some super Peshwari Naan!
This morning I awoke and whilst bending down in prayer I let out the most wonderful aromatic FART that I have ever experienced!!!I,m not a betting man as my Religion forbids it, but if I were one, I would wager that it was the Peshwari Naan which elevated my Fart to Olympic proportions.
Wishing you lots of Divine Wind!! Mustafa.

28th January 2005 - 00:53:03
870 : Jeniece
You are one crazy dude

27th January 2005 - 16:49:08
869 : Fan from Finland!!
Hi mr Methane!
i found ur site when i was looking fart videos at stupidvideos.com . when i heard the blue danube, i fell in love to your music. allways when i feel bad i go to mrmethane.com and put some nice music on and ill be glad in a 2 minutes! i was wondering that is your CD in stores here in finland? just wondering ... man, i want to buy one. But But, cheers! and good luck for next "show" =) cya!

27th January 2005 - 15:14:02
868 : Man
hi Mr. Methane,
I received your DVD a month ago..but still buggin out by your "rumbling ring" padronance. I 'm going to order the audio cds as well but in the meantime I'd like to ask you, since I instantely became a petomania-memoriabilia-collector, if you know something about the infamous (?) gramophone recording of a joseph Pujol s(Petomane himself) session dated not later than the first decade of the 20th century.
Hopin' you will hit me back as soon as you can,
cheers

20th January 2005 - 09:14:26
862 : Shaunee
My girlfriend asked me for something funny to do a google search on;
I suggested...YOU! Mr Methane;
it cracked her up & she even pasted a pic from your site inot my picture folder.
Cheers for your flatulence!!!
MR METHANE LIVES...what a gas...
theres someone worse than me!
Shaun-AUS-27yo.

19th January 2005 - 14:36:42
860 : Madam Primrose Marfona
Dear Mr Methane.
I'm thinking of Organising a "Fartathon" in South Africa.
Could you please give me the benefit of your advice.
What should be the basic rules of engagement?e.g. regarding diet before the event?
In South Africa a favourite food-almost a National Dish-
is "Bunny Chow"-it consists of a spicy curry placed into a hollowed out loaf of bread,It is reputed to create exotic windy after- effects.Should a rule be instituted to govern the composition of the curry re,spices,meats vegetables etc.
I await your sage wisdom!Happy farting!
Madam Primrose Marfona A.R.C.

19th January 2005 - 00:02:12
859 : Stick
Mr. Methane, you are the best farter, we appreciate you every time play a tune. If you could make them smell as bad as my best friend Tony's farts you'd really have a show.
PS: Tony...change your diet, man.

16th January 2005 - 22:44:06
856 : robbie
I live in scotland now o windy one

16th January 2005 - 19:31:25
855 : Thomas Schirmer
I love your website and I think that I to could be like you in that I to have an awsome knack for passing gas to the extreme and have thought about using it for entertainment like you have your cool I want to get your video as soon as I get some money I would love to see it. thanks for the humor,

15th January 2005 - 01:16:12
854 : Hisk Rotch
Sorry 'bout my bro's message. I think you rock!

15th January 2005 - 01:15:00
853 : Mike Rotch
You are so sick. You disgust me you perv.

14th January 2005 - 01:32:23
852 :
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11th January 2005 - 18:44:08
851 : danika
hey this is danika and i discovered this site while watching 969 on mtv canada and i just think you are pure genious

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