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9th January 2005 - 17:16:13
850 : domster
you think you can fart you wonna see me i can fart on demand when i wont i for how long i wont we could do well together

6th January 2005 - 18:06:46
849 : Laura
hey mr.methane i just heard about your show on surf or turf on 969. i think it's really cool you site!!! later.

25th December 2004 - 18:53:10
847 : Tom
hi mr methane, i was lucky enough to recieve your Fart DVD under the tree on Christmas Day. And I think it's absolutley amazing!! Especially when you put talc on your bum and the dart farting. Merry Christmas Mr Methane!

22nd December 2004 - 13:52:10
845 : Sylvester Russo
I have heard you on the Stern show many times, you are amazing. I had also heard that you have an association with Barriemore Barlow? Is their any way to get in touch with him; till this day I feel he is the greatest drummer I have ever heard. Any help would be appreciated. Cheers. Sylvester Russo

22nd December 2004 - 12:40:38
842 : Big Boy Freddy "Mugu" Majola
Well done Phil!I'm sure the Group are all well impressed.
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you,Mr Methane and all the contributors to this site a wonderful flatulent
Festive season,-remember if you take on a lot of greens with your Xmas turkey this can improve the quality of the aroma you produce.Also don't forget the Curries and Chinese!
May the New year produce lots and lots of Methane!
Big Boy Freddy "Mugu" Majola.-"Mugu" by name but not "Mugu" by nature!

20th December 2004 - 12:58:25
841 : Phil
Hello there, I was just wondering what your record was for individual farts in one minute. I ask as I have the same *talent* as yourself with bottom breathing!! I discovered this when I was about 10 and whilst doing a backwards roll I felt myself open up so to speak and intake air, which upon righting myself came back out as a rather loud fart.

At this time I thought it quite amusing and worked out how to be able to intake / output as I called it on demand. (Natural obstacles barring of course!)

Anyway, if I recall correctly (this would have been nearly 20 years ago) I managed in excess of 50 farts in one minute as timed and counted by a friend.

Unlike yourself I never tried to fine tune this 'art' and upon growing to a more mature age is something I tended not to brag about. That said if it ever gets quiet and boring in the office nothing beats a good loud rip to get a chortle!

Going back to your career, I have to admit I was rather put out when you started to get media attention. I think I first saw you on the James Whale show. My own reputation amongst people at school was as the ultimate farter and then you came along and not only stole my crown, but did it tunefully!

Anyway, all the best for the future and keep on guffing :)

18th December 2004 - 22:21:32
840 : john hardy
when are you next in blackpool? also can you come to rhyl in North-wales... If possible can you e-mail your tour dates in 2005... many thanks avid follow(througher)..john

11th December 2004 - 21:03:50
839 : Mr Javel
Ludacris !
keep farting !
i'm the best fan of you !

8th December 2004 - 16:26:36
838 : Big Zack
Hey, me again. U still rule!!!!

4th December 2004 - 21:30:33
837 : tom
keep on farting mr methane, u have the no 1 farting bum on the planet!

4th December 2004 - 09:03:38
836 : Jim & Kean. BSEds
Fab site, Keep Guffing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3rd December 2004 - 22:29:37
834 : Ashes
nObody should be offended by our butt's way of saying howdy!! Love the takes a real man to let it all out!!

2nd December 2004 - 01:54:40
833 : Jonathan
If everyone in the world farted more in public the world would be a much happier place.

30th November 2004 - 12:01:11
832 : Geoff Holland
hi there,

just to let you know i have recieved the DVD & Merry Methane CD in speedy time, thanks for the business and the fast, efficient and speedy transaction


best regards


29th November 2004 - 17:15:19
831 : flatus

29th November 2004 - 10:23:46
830 : Max
Honour to the king of gaseous hydrocarbons!!!
Thank you, Mr Methane, very astonishing!

29th November 2004 - 02:13:58
829 : Cheeky
I thought quality like this had died out. Thank God for Mr Methane.

27th November 2004 - 11:25:58
826 : Madam Primrose Marfona
Greetings all you wind afficianados!
As you know several major Cities are bidding for the opportunity to host the 2012 Olympics.
There are therefore still a few years left to develop
talents in certain sports which perhaps have been sadly neglected by nations.
What say you we should propose that Farting be adopted as a recognised Olympic sport???
The criteria for success would need to be determined.
l.Would it be the lenth of duration of the fart?
2.Would it be the unique aroma?
3.Would it be the mellifluous quality?
4.Would it be the ability to fart melodious tunes?
Would it be a combination of all these factors?
Please Mr Methane let us have your considered opinion.Who better than you to give an authoritative ruling!

25th November 2004 - 08:40:49
825 : NWA ABA

25th November 2004 - 01:54:37
823 : smell but

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