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24th September 2004 - 20:15:41
759 : Colin

23rd September 2004 - 13:48:52
758 : tom
hi mr methane, prrprprprpprprprprprpprprprprp.

19th September 2004 - 20:43:06
754 : Mr.Mathane2
Hello Mr.Methane,
is it possible to make a real "Fartmatch" with you?
I eat very much of Beans with Onions and Beer than i can fart like a Cow!

18th September 2004 - 18:06:52
753 : mike
hi mr methane i am a big fan of urs, can i have an autograph plz?

16th September 2004 - 15:56:10
752 : Mr. Methane!
I like beer

14th September 2004 - 19:44:31
751 : Mr.Methane2
I have the best Wind ever :-)

12th September 2004 - 23:33:35
750 : Fartso
*FARTS* can you guess where this comes from ...

12th September 2004 - 16:20:27
746 : Chris Torr
Dear Paul,
Sorry to hear about your dad, I hope you are well.

11th September 2004 - 08:41:07
745 : tom
hi mr methane ur so etiquette i like u.

11th September 2004 - 01:32:29
744 : alli

9th September 2004 - 13:52:19
743 :
Greetings Mr Methane.I felt that I just had to share with you the extraordinary talent of my pet dog(who sadly shuffled off to that great Methane Castle in the Sky some years ago.)
Her delight was to savour of a Lamb bone after the family had enjoyed a Sunday roast lamb dinner.She would demolish it
and then about 3o minutes later she would deliver the most
Olympic -style farts (with accompanying smells) all in a loud and proud way.The pong lasted for at least 3 hours after.Her talent in that direction was limitless.
Skokiaan Phart.(T.B.F.I.T.)

8th September 2004 - 08:02:30
741 : Mike
Hi Mr Methane,

I'm a big fan of your work. Would it possible for you to send me an autographed photo / poster? Please email me to let me know. Keep on cutting the cheese. You rock.

- Mike

2nd September 2004 - 04:15:04
739 : ann
I want your love child.....we can have a fart'n good time..bring it one can clear a room like me....we were meant for each other....I fart in my dogs face daily.....thats how I communicate with him...the bitch smells my crotch and the male smells my ass.....I love you Mr Methane...please come to Detoilet...mmm I mean Detroit...

30th August 2004 - 05:53:38
738 : wade
you and my dad love your brings us closer together..hahahh....keep it need to go back on howard stern..thanks.....wade

27th August 2004 - 21:15:13
736 : OMAR
hi mr methane im froma spain, an i also can do that you can do with your ass, i would like to practise with you in the shows, so definitely you are mi idol.
your best fan,OMAR

26th August 2004 - 13:59:02
733 : Madam Primrose Marfona
James Gurtrude and Donna.
My professional view is that you all are suffering from an
"Oral Phase" with pronounced anal orientation!
As a qualified Counsellor it seems to me that you may need help.This condition although mainly found in childhood can
in certain circumstances persist in maturity.
I am Primrose by name,and Primrose by smell!!!!

24th August 2004 - 23:34:46
732 : retard77
you rule

23rd August 2004 - 10:17:52
731 : james
I like farts.

23rd August 2004 - 02:01:52
730 : gurtrude
hello mr methane! man u stink!!! ur arse must b like - da crap keeper!!!!!!!!! ur methods stil liv long in our apartment!! live long..

17th August 2004 - 17:02:56
727 : DONNA

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