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5th March 2004 - 22:16:11
617 : Downtown Pete
Great site, we made it the link of the week on
Keep up the windy work

2nd March 2004 - 20:36:32
616 : Hilary Duff
Lol this is a funny site!

29th February 2004 - 14:46:40
615 : Tiny
hey this is a kewl site I'll come more often

25th February 2004 - 15:39:41
612 : simon marshall
Hello, this is a strange request but do you know how to contact the artist formally known as 'Eddie Sh*t' ? being a
Macc Lad I am sure you must know ther whereabouts of Eddo !
Keep up the Anal Antics!!

25th February 2004 - 01:55:13
611 : Andrew
Can you please come back to Melbourne, Austraila for another gig.
Theres so many people I have told about your show, but its not the same as seeing it live!!!!!!

25th February 2004 - 00:20:05
609 : farter
(fart) Prrrrrrrrrrp hi

13th February 2004 - 21:14:30
597 : Sewer Butt
This is one smelly site! My ass is burning with delight. Here's to you Mr. Methane....pttttttttt

7th February 2004 - 05:42:56
594 : Trippy
Don't know if you got my guest book entry just now mentioning your appearance on "The Salon" (I'm a ham-fisted bugger & pressed the return button before I'd finished the entry!)
However, I was going to proceed to mention my similar "talent" at being able to belch at will (you know the sort of thing: burping while talking etc. I don't for one moment think my "gift is as unique as yours, but don't hesitate to get in touch if you ever fancy doing a duet or something!!
Yours windily,

7th February 2004 - 05:35:30
593 : Trippy
Brilliant site, although the effect was more than a little reduced when trying to show it to colleagues at work when we realised the sound was disabled on the terminals we were using!!!
Have to laugh at the quote above though, i.e. "this is a family site, so please keep it clean"!!!
I take it you're the guy who recently appeared on "The Salon" recently (not that I'm a regular viewer you understand: just an idle thumb with a tv remote control in one hand, and a boring evening in front of "the box"), since there can't be that many people out there with your particular "talent".

5th February 2004 - 15:33:31
592 : Abs
My Boss love's this site. He plays your songs all day long. Thanks for making the work day fun !

2nd February 2004 - 00:08:54
591 : LISA

1st February 2004 - 03:28:04
590 : j
Cool Site

I was just out surfing and found your site.

Very cool stuff.

Keep up the good work.

Jack E. Jett

27th January 2004 - 17:23:52
583 : Sam
what dose your farts smell like?
Are you smelly?
What is your best fart you have ever done?
What tv show do you like?
Are you comeing on tv sone?

25th January 2004 - 06:14:50
577 : scott george
i allways thought it would be cool if someone invented a fart car something that had toilet seats in it for all who were in the car. iwork at the sewer plant and they are called the water reclamation plant. they have a methane engine/generater i am not sure which but apon finding that out the technology allready exists.boom

23rd January 2004 - 18:13:23
576 : sam
I love farts and I love Mr Methane can you send me an autograph ?

21st January 2004 - 07:56:40
574 : Scotty t
You are a GOD!!!!!!

20th January 2004 - 17:54:38
573 : Walkman
Mr Methane ... I work with a guy that makes me gag daily. His ass stinks like something horrid. I have 12 other fellow coworkers that will back this story up. The Greaseman (a local to the Washington DC area) interviewed his wife once who said that John's ass has a stench of 33 dead skunks. YOU MUST INTERVIEW HIM !!!!!! Please email me for the phone number !! This guy must have a METHANE CAPE !!! He can fart out YARD DARTS !!!!

17th January 2004 - 00:01:21
572 : Pete
I love your anal-antics...........puts a smile on my face everytime i see and hear the videos

12th January 2004 - 18:54:18
571 : Stuart Moore
Tremendous . There should be more of this about . Hours of fun for all the family .

4th January 2004 - 20:00:04
570 : A Alexander Stella

According to Google's ratings, yours is among the best websites for true Howard Stern fans. Taking those ratings seriously, I can believe you're open to helping Howard. If Cindy were to consent to appearing on his program, he would be in his glory. When that happens, expect the best in give-and-take between the man and Cindy.

All all, Cindy was the very first super model to pose for Playboy. And, on top of that, she's a pitch woman for Pepsi. Here's what true Howard Stern fans believe, so I've been told. When they act in his name, the extraordinary is bound to happen.

At the moment, you need only click on this U.R.L, Doing so will take you to an article on Cindy. By the way, it ends with a protest against her being targeted by the National Rifle Association. Rather egregious of that "Second Amendment" idolatrous organization, wouldn't you say?

A Alexander "Bogey" Stella

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