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27th June 2013 - 18:55:13
2030 : Bent
Hi Mr Methane,

It is first time I visit your webpage. Ever since your appearance on Britain's Got Talent, you have brought smiles to our family.

The Norwegian TV appearance is great.

Kind regards



Thanks Bent,

The Norwegian show is my favourite also.

Mr Methane

25th June 2013 - 05:09:31
2029 : Steven

I was wondering if you would ever consider doing a USA/World Tour so you can gain popularity and for more people to see your talent.


Hello Steven,

I've been touring worldwide for over 20years.

Mr Methane

6th June 2013 - 22:58:57
2028 : keith millward
Hi Mr Methane, why do you think farting is so funny?, most of my best nights out involve someone letting off a real meaty one.


After a performance at Montreal in 1994 I remember Kelsey Grammer saying to Brett Butler that it is the first thing in life you laugh at and possibly the only thing in life you can always laugh at. Maybe Doctor Frasier Crane has the answer.

Mr Methane

5th June 2013 - 12:02:52
2027 : Lisa
Whilst settling down to watch the Queens speech after your Christmas dinner, have you ever farted along to the National Anthem?


No. The problem is that I'm too full of Turkey & Sprouts to manage any Colon Coughing by the time HRH gives us the lowdown on where it's at.

Mr Methane

30th May 2013 - 02:04:33
2026 : FartinMartin
Hi Mr Methane I have had an idea what about your own clothing line T-shirts,boxers even pants with specially designed farthole when u wanna let rip what U think?


Maybe I'm not sure. We've still got lots of the Mr Methane costume hanging around the warehouse at Jokers Masquerade that need to be sold first. Check it out at link below, now only five pounds !!!!

Mr Methane

30th May 2013 - 01:54:54
2025 : FartinMartin
Hi Mr Methane wondered if U have heard of a farty lady from Usa called Lizzy Queen of Farts, You and her together would be a real Gas!:)
Keep Farting


Hello Martin,

Yes I've heard of Lizzy, I think she once wrote to me when she first launched her rectal rumblings on the world wide web.

Stay windy!

Mr Methane!

29th May 2013 - 23:49:44
2024 : millbilston
When are you in Blackpool again?


Hello Keith,

I'm not sure, I've nothing planned. Once upon a time many moons ago I used to do shows at the Beach Tavern near the Pleasure Beach where I shared the bill with the Razzle Sisters, oh those heady days of showbiz stardom.

Then I was tentatively booked by Chubby Browns management to support him at the North Pier during summer 94 but they bottled it - the gigs that is not the farts - they came out with some lame excuse about my act offending their audience. Offend a Chubby Brown audience? - yea right.

Then of course there were the Butt Pipe Shockers on my DVD and the recording sessions & radio shows at Berlin Studios. Come to think of it I used to get to Blackpool quite a lot but for some reason there is nothing going on in that neck of the woods at the moment which is a shame as I've been meaning to catch up with my good friend Lou Rowles from Fleetwood next time I'm in the area, so I can have a pint with him in the North Euston.

Best wishes,

Mr Methane!

28th May 2013 - 15:05:24
2023 : Pongo 57
Ooooooooh my hero !!

27th May 2013 - 22:45:30
2022 : Gary
Love to know,was the VIZ character Johnny Fartpants based on your goodself.


Hello Gary

No, Johnny Fartpants was very much his own man and borrowed nothing from me.

Mr Methane!

27th May 2013 - 21:39:22
2021 : Darren
Hi Mr Methane,

The video you posted of Angelbottom's Birthday was hilarious, especially the Layla the dog impersonation.....WUFF WUFF!! Keep up the great work, you're killing us with laughter!



Thanks, I'm glad you like it, stayed tuned for more anal japery!

Mr Methane!

22nd May 2013 - 04:39:22
2020 : Jim S
I love your show. I hope you come to the States most preferably Texas so I could see you perform live.

19th May 2013 - 03:14:36
2019 : Alan
Hi Mr. Methane

Enrolled in Dr. Taylors Homeopathy Course on the Bowel Nosodes.
There will be much study of Eructations.
Thanks for your many contributions.



Thanks for letting me know, that information just blew me away.

Mr Methane!

12th May 2013 - 21:18:46
2018 : Baya
I think you could make a mr methane comic series.


One does exist, just looking for an animation company to turn it into a series.

Mr. Methane!

2nd May 2013 - 15:21:27
2017 : Berty
Hi Methane,
My arse stings from farting too much. Any suggestions?


Clean your ring in the shower and then apply a little anti fungal cream around the area. Most good chemists sell such a cream.

Mr Methane!

1st May 2013 - 21:42:17
2016 : Cathy N
My late father just loved your Mr. Methane cd. It is a great comfort to me that when each time I listen to it, I think of him, r.i.p. !


Hello Cathy,

Its always good to know that my CD is bringing not only happiness & pleasure but also comfort into the world.

Mr Methane!

23rd April 2013 - 23:12:48
2014 : Daniel
Hi mr.methane you are epic, i saw you on the slammer first and ever since ive been really practicing and can fart in time to twinkle twinkle little star, what song do you think is a good one to fart in time to? Thankyou and... Keep Farting!!!


Hello Daniel,

Da Do Ron Ron by the Crystals is always a crowd pleaser.

I notice the Slammer was repeated last week.

Mr Methane!

19th April 2013 - 15:04:48
2013 : Rick
Are you the facefarter boy that is called"Brutal Master"?


Hello Rick,

Erm? no!

A piece of advice. Stay off those kind of sites, they can seriously warp your perceptions of reality as to whats socially acceptable. The first time you'll realise you've crossed the line is when the judge is banging his gavel and passing sentence.

Mr Methane!

17th April 2013 - 10:14:57
2012 : Poopy McFart

5th April 2013 - 22:42:46
2010 : mark
I love your show it makes me laugh so ducking crazy

20th March 2013 - 17:12:18
2008 : Joe S
So do you suck air into your ass before you fart, or do you just have a constant build up of gas that you can just let out whenever you please? Thank you, Mr. Methane.


Hello Joe,

Your first guess was correct, you can see an explanatory video here

Yours flatulently

Mr Methane!

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