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13th December 2002 - 02:35:34 AM
318 : Jonathan
I am amazed on how you keep farting!
What is your secret??

10th December 2002 - 08:48:48 PM
317 : redmen
this site smells good!!! :) eheheh fantasti

09th December 2002 - 02:57:45 PM
316 : lop
halloa below tha

07th December 2002 - 11:45:41 PM
315 : Ryan Taylor
Hi Mr. Methane

My name is Ryan. Ia live in Canada. We all know you here. I am 12 years old.
I am doing my speech for the school competition on you guessed it MR. METHANE and the history of farting.

what do you think of that???

My dad and I are 2 of your biggest fans.

We think your cd's,video and website are great. YOU ARE THE FARTING GOD!!!

Can'twait to hear more stuff from you.

Bye for now
from 2 of Canada's biggest farters
Ryan and his dad Dave

07th December 2002 - 04:50:38 PM
314 : Stefan Klaasen
Thank you very much for your signed picture! I will treasure it forever!
If you ever come to Eindhoven in Holland, please let me know. I want to see the dynamic farter live in action some day!

Lots of Dutch farts,

Stefan Klaasen.

04th December 2002 - 05:27:43 PM
313 : Dave Boyd
Mr. Methane i think your talented farting is inspiring. I have all your albums. My favorite song is Swan Lake. It is so touching. The song makes me cry everytime I listen to it. I just heard your new christmas album. You can guarantee i will be listening to it when i open up my christmas presents on christmas morning. I love you so much, please please write me back soon.

thank so much,

p.s. I was hoping for christmas you could send me a present of your fart video "Lets Rip". I can not afford the video because i lost my job recently trying to immitate you while i was ringing up the customer. They called in and complained about my farting to my stupid manager.

03rd December 2002 - 03:50:13 PM
312 : mutts
dear mr methane,
if stez sends a email on his new computer dont listen to him he says the macc lads are going to gig again its not true he was going to ask you if you would go on tour with us again dont listen

28th November 2002 - 08:33:26 PM
311 : Mr.S - Message of Love, The Coming Worldpeac

28th November 2002 - 03:19:20 PM
310 : Tom
hi mr methane,
i saw you at one of the macc lads gigs back
in 1990 you were very good im planning to buy your
video and i like your song on the Macc Lads Beer Necesitties album keep up the good farting

26th November 2002 - 03:34:59 PM
309 : muttley mclad
hi mr meethane,
Its me mutts i have not seen you in ages can you please tell me who will win the 2 0 clock at york. everything fine wifes pregnant and kids are true macc lads

18th November 2002 - 01:16:30 PM
308 : Lobido man
Keep up the good work and protect us from the great unwashe

15th November 2002 - 02:53:42 AM
307 : Brad Morris
Hi I got your CD a few years ago and played it for many and they have gotten it after that. Love to see a dvd of you going out in public places and letting go during conversations or sitting down or in elevators etc. Even more meeting strangers and asking them if you can perform for them and doing it on film ( dvd ) I think I would die seeing that LOL.


I'm hoping to have Mr. Methane Let's Rip video out on DVD format sometime in the new year ( 2003 ) The Mr. Methane Let's Rip video has segments called Mr. Methane's Candid Butt Pipe Shockers, these are basically candid camera scenes of me going up to unsuspecting members of the General Public and Dropping My Guts !!!!!

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane!

09th November 2002 - 06:40:07 PM
306 : Big Dave
I must say the sound track at the beginning of the site made me wanna s**t my pants. I had to run to the bathroom only in the nick of time, i did the biggest wet s**t in the world!!!!!! 5 metres long!!!!!!

Big Dav

07th November 2002 - 08:02:37 PM
305 : vicky radford
oh your farts are divine a bit like mine methane rules love the candid buttpipe shockers on your vide

06th November 2002 - 08:03:52 PM
304 : Derek
Hi - just a quick visit to hear those wonderful sounds again.I like nothing better than to trump in tight trousers - it gives a real sense of achievement! By the way, have you ever thought that the colour of your underpants can affect your farts. I always fart better when wearing purple underpants!
Keep up the good work

04th November 2002 - 12:26:51 PM
303 : Brittany
just wanted to say HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27th October 2002 - 02:55:33 PM
302 : Flatulina
Well, Mr. Methane, I certainly do respect your talent. You are truly a fabulous flatulist. I personally have my doctorate in flatomusicology. Perhaps you would enjoy checking out MY talents at I, too, have a Christmas CD coming out called "Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular". Kisses

27th October 2002 - 02:41:12 PM
301 : Kevin F
We just found out that my 11 yr old daughter has the ability to suck air into her rectum and expell it. Where do we go from here

27th October 2002 - 01:58:10 AM
300 : jay mcmahon
mr methane its almost been 1 year since howards show when are you coming back to visit whatever happened to howards promise to put you on broadway i will drive 4 hours from boston to see you on broadway thanks again for making me laug

26th October 2002 - 03:57:49 AM
299 : randy adams
Hi Mr. Methane:
I wrote you a story about 2 years ago when I was 15 years. old I got 2 licks on the right asscheek for what my dad called rebellious pooting he even nicknamed me poots from time to time I had cut a silent but deadly fart one winter night while we were watching an episode of gunsmoke and he told me if I pooted again it would be my ass so I waited till my dog came in to lay by my feet I was laying on the floor in front of the television and I did not want to miss the show but I do not like to hold in gas I like to toot away so I was going to silently cut another fart and blame it on the dog but I screwed up and cut this giant trumpet sounding fart so I thought he was maybe asleep because he did not do anything right away but when the commercil came on he got up and took his belt and popped me twice on the right asscheek in my defense I said the loud poot did not stink but he warned me anymore cracking gas would be 5 licks across my whole ass so this was the most fun getting in trouble I ever had looking back in hindsight so to speak but I heard you were on 96 rock in Atlanta which is where I live do you have any plans to come over here I would love to see you in person, I thought I was a good gasser but I am not anywhere near your potential so just let me know if you have any plans on being here and keep on farting on, your fellow farter

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