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15th January 2002 - 02:02:33 AM
138 : shannyn
hey mr methane. i think your site is awesome. i too can make myself fart and also queef ! i think your rad!

14th January 2002 - 04:34:31 PM
137 : Lawrence Beauregard
Hello Mr. Methane! I would like to say that i have seen you on Howard Stern a few times and i am extremely impressed with your talent! You are a joy to watch and listen to, and you are a musical farting GENIUS! I wish you tremendous success in the future, and hope you return to the U.S. as often as your schedule permits, so every true fan of yours gets to hear and see you perform your awesome talents! I truly believe that you are the best farter the world has ever seen or heard, past, present or future. In leaving i want to say "FART ON" Mr.Methane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13th January 2002 - 05:57:59 PM
136 : rich
well okay

13th January 2002 - 11:39:03 AM
135 : Ryan King
Dear Mr Methane hi my name is Ryan King and I think your kind of humor is so pathetic its hilarious I am a keen horticulturist and last year I grew this vegetable called salsify. It tastes like a sweet parsnip and man it makes you honk like a brass band have you tried it you can get it from any good garden center and you sow it in marc

13th January 2002 - 05:12:37 AM
134 : Glenn
Methane Madness Has Started!!!

12th January 2002 - 10:02:10 AM
133 : Isaac Pain
Have you noticed how windy it is in Blackpool

12th January 2002 - 10:01:00 AM
132 : Isaac Pain
lets do methane!!

12th January 2002 - 08:56:39 AM
131 : anda lee
mr. methane:

my sister told me she had heard you on a radio station a couple of years ago. i caught you on the howard stern show the other night. what a riot! my siblings & i still break into uncontrollable laughter when someone cuts the cheese. my friends at my 20 year high school reunion still remember me for the old "pull my finger" joke. i also was quite proud of the fact i could fart in my hand & then throw it into someone's face. my brother & sister used to be able to do "automatic farts" like you do although this is nothing they will ever admit to. i never could master the technique. what a pity. however, i do have good pitch & tone to my flatulence--and i always say, hey, what good is a fart if it doesn't reek? it's a good way to get rid of unwanted visitors, too.

so proud of mine i name them,


12th January 2002 - 05:13:00 AM
130 : Ross
Been following you for the last year plus on the Drew & Mike show in Detroit. I really think you use a tank of compressed air in your act. Nothing else is logical, especially when you are singing

11th January 2002 - 08:41:33 PM
129 : Dawn
Saw you on Howard Stern the other nite and just about lost control we laughed so much!!! I especially liked the "Name That Tune" part you did with Robin & Howard. Have you ever worked with animals? Wow, we have a dog that is absolutely lethal; too bad we can't teach him to control his emissions like you. We could make a fortune! With all the seriousness in the world right now, it was refreshing to see a fun, wholesome act that we can really enjoy! Thanks and good luck on Broadway

11th January 2002 - 02:32:29 PM
128 : Gassy Gasserson
I just would like to say I had a gas at your website!
Love your humor and smiles you put on peoples faces.
You will take the cheese and sqeeze into the bigtime before
you know it.
Keep up the good work...
~Gassy Gasserso

11th January 2002 - 06:57:53 AM
127 : Lee
Hey fart man whats up

11th January 2002 - 03:27:48 AM
126 : Dave O.
Mr. Methane Rules!!!!

10th January 2002 - 10:49:22 PM
125 : Peter Parper
Some great farts Mr Methane!! You should check out Fart Techno. It's cool (well actually it's pretty hot!

10th January 2002 - 09:04:57 PM
124 : Scott Mccann
Dear Mr Methane,
I have attempted to somehow figure out how to purchase 2 t-shirts. I can not figure out how to convert dollars to pounds.My wife wants to wear her shirt as a nighty and I want it to wear it around town.we saw you several times on Howard Stern and we love your act.Please e-mail us on how much american dollars we need to send.greetings from thumb of Michigan.Is there anywhere we can see what you look like without the mask or do you keep your super hero image constant.Please help on the dollar/pound conversio

10th January 2002 - 11:09:52 AM
123 : Justin
Oh man........let me just wipe the tears from my eyes from LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF!!!!!!!! What control you have, and how professional you conduct yourself as you're back down squirting away some tunes. As others have said, I too just saw you on the Howard Stern Show; well worth staying up so late! If a tour ever arises in the States here....I'd be more than ready and willing to buy tickets.
Thanks for making me realize that ANYTHING is possible

10th January 2002 - 07:49:16 AM
122 : somethingfAt
i was just watching you on the howard stern show and you have changed my life...... and to the point... i don't know how long you can last ... because i just noticed that you just did your performance in spurts, i was thinking if you would do a show... you should connect your "music"(gases) to a sound system or whatever so you can fade the sound of your "music" so it could be seemless ... plus you could possibly tweak your "music" in all different ways with those "sound systems things" ... it is all ready an art.. but you could be a true legend.. heh...
just so you know you got my lazy ass off the couch and type this sh*t up... Good work and hope your career goes well ... and another thing could you do this when your older ??

10th January 2002 - 07:36:08 AM
121 : hi

10th January 2002 - 07:30:33 AM
120 : ABVP
Thanks for the album

10th January 2002 - 07:23:50 AM
119 : Jon
Does your butt hurt after you are done performing

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