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12th October 2001 - 03:48:07 AM
38 : Brenton
Your songs are really farty funn

11th October 2001 - 01:46:15 PM
37 : bill maddocks
this webpage stink

08th October 2001 - 03:11:20 AM
36 : the_capt_america
Great site design!!!

Sorry for a weak reply on one of the Yahoo boards. I read some of your other posts and see where you're coming from. LOL, you nailed me. Good job Brit. Best to you.

07th October 2001 - 03:11:42 AM
35 : THC100
your site????'s a GAS!!!

30th September 2001 - 01:08:23 AM
34 : Daniel Gomes
Mr methane, i just want to say that you're the man!!!!!
i've never seen such talent!!! keep winding!!!!!

29th September 2001 - 05:25:28 PM
33 : George
Hey dude, is there a Mrs Methane? Is she just as good as you if she does exist? What about baby methanes?
Can u check out my site? i think you of all people would appreciate it alot:

29th September 2001 - 05:20:40 PM
32 : Stevie!
I just wondered what you eat to give yourself the ... erm... ammo you use so musically? I have ate beans, but tried to hard, and made a mess in my pants. Can you suggest something better?

29th September 2001 - 05:17:32 PM
OK, who made the bad smell!? Oh wait, that wud be Mr Methane..silly me.
Saw u on TV a few times...didnt eat my meals for the day...but still was amused.


27th September 2001 - 11:23:51 PM
30 : SusieQ
We would like to know when you are coming back to
Drew & Mike at the WRIF in Detroit. We would like you to know that they discovered you before Howard Stern. When is your Christmas CD coming out. I think you suck but my husband loves you. He keeps trying to give your CD'S for Christmas but!!! we don't have that many takers.

Waiting to hear from you!

Hi Susie,

See the News Section for details of my forthcoming Christmas CD.
I'd like to pay Drew & Mike a visit this Dec if we can work something out.

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane!

21st September 2001 - 09:47:30 PM
29 : Kristy
I fart often

21st September 2001 - 03:35:33 AM
28 : Jason Hebert
I'm a Firefighter/Paramedic in Louisiana. We had just come back to the fire station after a really bad call. We settled down at the t.v. and saw an advertisement about you on the Howard Stern Show. Needless to say we were enthralled. After the show, we were still in hysterics and had forgotten all about the carnage from the bad call earlier. Please let me know when your next t.v. appearance will be.


Sorry to say I don't know when my next USA TV appearance will be, this is mainly because I live in the UK and tend to be out of the loop with regard to "E" Television Listings. I know my Howard Stern Show appearances are rotated and shown again but I don't have any info as to when a repeat is going to be shown. The best way to ensure constant Methane is to purchase the video from

Be careful out there.

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane

19th September 2001 - 05:50:41 AM
27 : Jeremy Cordle
I saw you on Howard Stern the other night and was very impressed with what you can do with your own "exaust pipe.' Quite a number of years ago my friend and I created a tape of different noises that came from "the rear." I just would like to know where, besides the internet, I could purchase your album.(I do not own a credit card but still would love to own your album. Please let me know.


Try calling 1 800 COOL CD'S They are USA based and may have some copies of CD. Sorry to say they won't have any of the new Christmas Albums though, you'll have to get that from here at present. When it is released of course. See News Section.

Yours flatulently,

Mr. Methane

12th September 2001 - 08:06:58 PM
26 : Kerpal Rashpal
Wot a Windy Website!

09th September 2001 - 08:10:51 AM
25 : Bob (with one O)
Outrageous site!!! I Love it when you can actually make a living doing what comes so natural and enjoy it! I am telling all of my friends, e-mail buds, and even my ex's about this site. Dude - Your the Greatest!!!!

05th September 2001 - 05:53:19 AM
24 : JON

30th August 2001 - 08:37:35 PM
23 : adam
this site wreaks of awesomenes

25th August 2001 - 07:56:07 PM
22 : Julie
Farts on dude!

24th August 2001 - 04:24:55 PM
21 : clodoaldo
Hey, Mr. Methane you're the best, the hero of Brazil!!!!
Come here to visit us.
Fielmente (truly yours)
A fan of you

22nd August 2001 - 04:15:00 AM
20 : Grant Marvelly
I saw you in Australia and I have to say I love your work.
I can just tell that it has taken you years to culture your magnificient skills which myself and friends are extremely envious of. Keep up the good wor

19th August 2001 - 01:44:59 PM
19 : Him-eesh
Hello Mr. Methane,

I have been great fan of you since you had started. Your Hard work and skills are very appreciable. You have lot of enthusiasm in you. Your performance is super. You are the Best and at the top of the world. I am feeling very happy to write mail to you. It's like a dream for me. Good Luck and ALL THE BEST !! My name is Him-eesh I am from the Punjab, India.

With lot's of BEST WISHES.......


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