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11th November 2012 - 04:04:43
1981 : Alexander Berends

Hello, i have seen you in the Show - the Supertalent-
You are a great entertainer, I like you.

Greetings from Germany


4th November 2012 - 14:49:56
1979 : Valya
Hi Mr Methane, you are my personal hero! The choice of being famous and earn money pushing out air from the arse is really clever, because in this world of emptyness, nonsense, fear and stupid opinions, the only thing that could save us is laugh on it, fart on it! Farts make people laugh more than ever, and a simple smile could help more than words. Thank you for your courage! XXX

31st October 2012 - 04:43:36
1978 : Chad
OMG you made me cry laughing. It's not the farts, it's the fact that they just keep going and going and going with increasing ferocity. It's not human hahaha.

28th October 2012 - 17:55:44
1977 : Raperisto
Do you fart whenever and wherever you please?(Loudly).And if yes,how do people usually react in digfferent places around the world..?

24th October 2012 - 02:47:32
1976 : Clayton
Thank you so much for making me laugh again!

23rd October 2012 - 15:33:48
1975 : Daniel
hey Mr Methane who is the new Christmas CD Im waiting

3rd October 2012 - 15:47:57
1971 : Justin
Mr Methane, You are a great entertainer and I enjoy listening to the different music that you sing and as you say "I'm going to put the Art into Fart." Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to hear your new work.

30th September 2012 - 00:57:03
1969 : steve
You are one funny guy Master of Methane. Not just with your bottom. But with stuff you say and do. Nice work. Keep it up.

28th September 2012 - 23:01:16
1968 : Brianna Jones
would like to see what you hide in there;=) one day...

"Thanks Brianna, I like a lady who appreciates what I've got in my pants!"
Mr. Methane

28th September 2012 - 10:23:51
1967 : Fred Furz
Mr. M., you are a great entertainer, that's quite funny what ou are doing. I laughed hard when you were telling the romantic story of farting "I just called to say I love you"
to a woman.

BTW our music is honest, it comes straight from the arse.

26th September 2012 - 11:55:38
1966 : Brianna
You are a sexy chick!


Thanks Brianna, I like a lady who appreciates what I've got in my pants!

Mr. Methane

25th September 2012 - 01:02:24
1965 : Bennett Nestok
Your farts blow me away!


Ahhhh, that's why I haven't seen you!

Mr. Methane!

20th September 2012 - 23:24:07
1964 : Mr Penaca
I'm coming to Manchester in 2 months and I would like to know if you have any regular show in your town, or somthing like that, to see you... It would be fantastic!!!!
Thank you



I'm regular but I don't have any regular shows in Manchester. The science and industry museum ( mosi ) is good if you've got time, they have a section on Gas!

Mr. Methane!

20th September 2012 - 14:38:07
1963 : delano
best mr methane.
I'm fifteen years and often practice yoga.
the lotus posture I like
And I practice often farting. Alone it does not work quite as good. I breathe a lot of air in through my mouth. Alone it does not come out of my ass. I've tried many positions. Can you give my some tips? greetings delano


Hello Delano,

Catch your breath & raise your diaphram while relaxing your sphincter, ideally your looking to breathe from the bottom end.

Mr. Methane!

P.S. Practice at your own risk. I wont be held responsible for any accidents.

14th September 2012 - 19:15:04
1962 : Dr.Ruth
You are a very good singer and extremely handsome as well
I wish you farted all day long on TV

8th September 2012 - 11:19:54
1961 : Mattias Daniel Damsgaard Woodson
Have you ever taken singing lessons or touched an actual musical instrument?


No though I've often touched cloth but thats another story!

Mr. Methane!

8th September 2012 - 11:17:07
1960 : Mattias Daniel Damsgaard Woodson
Can you please post a clip where you suck water up your arse and squirt it out like a fountain?

Always wanted to see that!


I think you can purchase a movie of a lady doing exactly that from any good adult video shop in the Canal District of Amsterdam. Look in the Bizarre section

Mr. Methane!

6th September 2012 - 16:20:53
1959 : Fartlover
Are you able(flexible enough)to fart in your own face?


unfortunately not, I have to employ my right hand to cup and scoop or alternatively if in bed, go for the dutch oven under the duvet technique.

Mr. Methane!

4th September 2012 - 01:57:10
1958 : CH4RIS
A long time ago when I was a grad student I was teaching an anatomy lab and there was a test question "Give a definition of the respiratory system". One student answered, incorrectly: "A continuous tube extending from the mouth to the anus." Well, after watching so many of your performances I think that student was right and I should have given him credit for his answer....

4th September 2012 - 01:39:14
1957 : sinjin
Hello Sir,
I wanted to tell you that you are certainly the best poet, philosopher, art-critic on earth,
you should be the president of all mankind !
you are my mentor,

flatulently yours



Thank you

Mr. Methane!

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