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31st August 2012 - 00:01:58
1955 : master blaster
Do you consider to have a farting shool with pupils learning the right stuff from the master of fartsI(Stinker`s academy)


I don't think that Michael Gove would sign off on it but it would bring a Hole new meaning to achieving an A level if he did.

Mr. Methane!

29th August 2012 - 12:16:09
1954 : Sammy
How do you do it????

28th August 2012 - 13:40:04
1953 : Delano
hello mr methane
I like what you doet.ik'm a fan of u.ik proobeer fobs also sheeten telaaten on comando Aleen I manage niet.Kunt you teach me what I want to be a pro teach.
I'm Dutch.
Thank you.

27th August 2012 - 06:42:10
1952 : Kiro
MR METHANE do you always put talcom powder so they can see your own farts so people won't say its fake?


I usually sprinkle some talc during a Live Performance so people can see I'm really Blasting out of my Arse, yes.

Mr. Methane!

21st August 2012 - 17:39:06
1951 : Brutus the Turd
Do you sometimes perform with an bare naked ass..?, like the great Joseph Pujol did.


When I fart the dart as the finale of my live show, I lift my shorts to reveal a large blow hole in my tights, its a crowd pleaser and you can see it on my DVD and also there is a gif on Live Show page. Also sometimes if its really really hot & humid I go bare back early see

Mr Methane

19th August 2012 - 00:40:25
1950 : bob cox
hi mr methane been having a good laugh at your you tube clips have you ever covered kraftwerks the model? i sure this would be very entertaining, good luck for your gig on the 26th august


Bob, I've never considered The Model by Kraftwerk before, your right its perfect, the tempo is very fart friendly and the lyrical delivery fits my vocal style as well.

Mr Methane!

17th August 2012 - 08:10:20
1949 : Lev
Love your website. Keep farting.

11th August 2012 - 15:19:00
You have met your nemesis mr methane cause I am a toilet paper kind of guy and you won't ever soil my f%$&?&$g world again you dumb kike.


Erm, yeah I suppose so. What did you say your name was again?

Mr Methane

8th August 2012 - 17:12:50
1947 : nathan
great to see have turned it into an art! or should i say 'fart'.... people just run for the door when i snap a buscuit hahaha!

7th August 2012 - 17:02:15
1946 : Howards E
I agree with August, your voice(and looks) reminds me of Bowie in the 70-ties.

5th August 2012 - 23:28:30
1945 : August
Your reindition of Avalanche City Sunset are very good, you are a really god singer(and trumpeter)!

4th August 2012 - 15:17:32
1944 : carl finch
hi been a big fan for years dont know why you havent got your own tv show like sarah millican has

30th July 2012 - 02:40:09
1943 : Anastasia
I actually stumbled apon this "fart work up" technique about 2 years ago! You go Mr.Methane! Maybe I can be Mrs. Methane!!!
Geneva, Illinois, USA

29th July 2012 - 22:16:29
1942 :
Mr Methane,i was very sad,they did not ask you to ignite the olympic coldrum with one of your farts.I think the world seeing you do this would have been amazing,maybe Rio olympics 2014 awaits.

26th July 2012 - 21:47:27
1941 : Prince
Mr.Methane do you have skype at any chance because if you do can you add me on your contact


Hey Prince, Sorry to say no Skype, still stuck in the stone age I'm afraid. Mr Methane

20th July 2012 - 13:31:09
1937 : robert
You are up there with Bernard Manning and Tommy Coppper. Simply great stuff your act is. A friend of mine wirh a restaurant plays your videos on a large screen TV while people are dining, the response is absolutely priceless!!! And if i can suggest....... A arrangement of that old billy squire song "the stroke" or "my sharona" might gowm down well?? keep up the good work. your the best thing to come out of the UK in a long time. Robert Mason - Sydney

19th July 2012 - 22:58:42
1936 : Vicky
You so sseexy..!! Wanna meet u!

16th July 2012 - 15:26:41
1935 : Granny Joe-Anne
Sexy hunk! Are you gonna visit the Us soon?

15th July 2012 - 21:58:04
1934 : Mr.Friso
Hello Mr.Methane my name is friso i am producer from the Netherlands. ive been a fan of you. normally i am producing trance and dance tracks. but would love to make a remix with your farts. in the past i made a parody on 2 unlimiteds twilightzone called fartzone. would love to have your farts in it

maybe a collaboration? Regards Mr.Friso (2nations)


Hello Friso, Sounds good, I loved 2 unlimited. Anywhere I can hear your stuff? Yours Flatulently, Mr.Methane!

29th June 2012 - 20:42:36
1933 : Elijah
Mr.Methane I would like to give you a phone call and see if you can fart the ABCs thanks

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