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Mr Methane Personalised Fart Greetings

Personalised Mr. Methane Fart Greeting on video - just 75

Mr Methane Farts Video Greeting

Why not order your very own Personalised Video Fart Greeting from Mr. Methane - the Worlds Only Performing Flatulist.

A Fart Greeting from Mr. Methane is the perfect gift for friends, family or loved ones. Send a personal Fart Message from Mr. Methane to show you really care and watch them laugh out loud as Mr. Methane pumps one out in his parlour just for you. It's the perfect gift for all occasions.

Mr. Methane says, "I've had a lot of requests for personalised video fart greetings just lately so I have decided to offer this new service! Basically all you have to do is fill out the form below with details of the special oral greeting that you'd like me to convey which will obviously be followed by a personalised and very special greeting from my rear end". Personalised? "Yes that's right, these are bespoke personalized video messages, every greeting is individually spoken and farted by myself".

Remember - "A personalized Mr Methane Fart Greeting is a great gift for those you Don't like as well as those you Do, so order yours now".

Just £75, payment via PayPal - Sample Video shown below.

Videos are delivered to you in MP4 format via a download link unless you state anoter preference, for instance a YouTube upload on the Mr. Methane Channel or a CD in the mail. Postage delivery times permitting of course.

Please give me a least a couple of weeks notice, so I can deliver on time, but longer if you want it mailed on a DVD. If I miss the deadline due to other work commitments, I'll obviously refund your money."

To order your fart greeting simply enter the Personal Message / Greeting that you want Mr. Methane to deliver and when you've finished press the Make Payment button this will take you to the PayPal payment page where you can complete the order.

Please enter your Personal Message / Greeting below, along with your Name and Email Address...

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